Bradley C. Williams

bradders@mastodon.au

Author, philosopher, seeker of truth, part-time lobster fancier and madman in potentia. 45% Cheese (Red Leicester), 10% snail slime, 45% "unclassifiable substance 11F". Exiled King of the Nation of Procrasti. Voted 'most likely to get his fingers trapped in a Venus Fly Trap through ill-advised poking'. May be human, test results pending.

Posts

Post #4471683
It was a good bridge. Sturdy. Well built. The mandate was to hold 1kg, which it did with ease. 2kg, 4kg, and it didn&#39;t even wobble. We gave up testing after that. It was a good bridge. But the only place it led to was frustration and confusion. It led to desperately trying to explain to an 11 year old how suspension bridges work. It led to the realisation of how apathetic &#39;almost teenagers&#39; are when it comes to science and other boring shit. It led to the realisation th...
Post #4471682
Great hairy Jesus! This is not a good place for a wee nap! #funny #meme #silly #bakedbreadnottoast
Post #4471681
In stark contrast to his more homicidally inclined brother, &#39;Big Cuddly Joe&#39; infiltrates your dreams towing a hand cart full of kittens and puppies and lets you pet them all before handing you a &#39;99&#39; ice cream with TWO full sized flakes and competently plays &#39;Moonlight Sonata&#39; on the violin while you eat it. #funny #meme #silly #bakedbreadnottoast
Post #4471680
Just a normal Thursday morning. Nothing to see here. #funny #silly #idiot
Post #4471679
Saw this. Laughed. Realised all science should be explained through the medium of cats. (Alt text 1900 words) #meme #funny #cats #silly
Post #2811093
Imagine being born without nostrils! That would really stink. I guess, the tubes and pipes and what have you to facilitate the breathing through nose mounted vents would still be there. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to breathe at all and the fact that you had no nostrils would be the least of your problems. So, I guess you could have some artificial nostrils surgically implanted. But what do artificial nostrils look like? They’re just holes. How would you find them? How would you even mak...
Post #2811092
Whenever a song from Creedence Clearwater Revival plays via Spotify, I am greeted by this image of the band and every single time, it freaks me out. Is it just me? Or does CCR bear more than a passing resemblance to comedian Colin Mochrie, a young Steve Martin, Jim Martin of Faith No More and actor Robert Lindsay? Have I stumbled upon some weird conspiracy? #music #ccr #funny #meme #humour #humor #comedy
Post #1006353
Does anyone else ever sneeze so hard that the world changes? I swear I have sneezed so hard sometimes that the sheer power of that sneeze altered the fabric of reality itself. Before the sneeze, we all lived on Mars, spoke French and enjoyed collecting thimbles. After the sneeze, we all inhabit this weird Earth place, only the French say &#39;merci&#39; and no one even remembers what a thimble is. #bakedbreadnottoast #poll #question #stupid
Post #1006350
#meme #funny #humour #humor
Post #1006347
I would really love someone to explain to me the logic behind judging people by the way they look. I guess we all do it to a degree, even if we don’t like to admit it. Like, that guy who looks like a zombie; drawn, yellow, two black eyes, no nasal septum because he has snorted too much meth, clear outline of a knife in his pocket. That guy comes to an interview for a childminding position, maybe it’s okay to have second thoughts about hiring him, know what I mean? There are extreme cases whe...
Post #1006346
Is it possible that Donald&#39;s issue with Iran is because the word looks a bit like trans and he really don&#39;t like it? Stupid, ginger monkey that he is.
Post #1006345
In the days of the second reign of the one who becomes known as the purple tortoise, there will come a stranger out of the west. They will find the black snake of Ussbee in the second box down in the stack of boxes which slide in and out of the wall on tiny wheels in the room containing cooking implements and tools. This box will become known as &#39;Secondrawerdowninthekitchen&#39; and it should be feared by all God fearing souls as the box of Pandora is. And they will speak in tongu...
Post #360076
I self published a book on Amazon. Once Amazon took their cut of the sales, I earned the princely sum of £2.78 which helped me put another wing on the east part of the mansion. To rub salt into the wounds of all those who paid hard earned money for it, I have now removed the book from sale on Amazon and published it on my website where anyone can now read it, if they want to, free of charge, gratis, no moolah required. It’s in its original state before Amazon’s censorship software forced me t...