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Imagine being born without nostrils! That would really stink. I guess, the tubes and pipes and what have you to facilitate the breathing through nose mounted vents would still be there. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to breathe at all and the fact that you had no nostrils would be the least of your problems. So, I guess you could have some artificial nostrils surgically implanted. But what do artificial nostrils look like? They’re just holes. How would you find them? How would you even make them? Possibly, there’s a huge medical warehouse somewhere with boxes and boxes of prosthetic whatnots and whojimmits, and there’s a whole shelf full of artificial nostrils, but they just look like empty boxes. Maybe some chancer robbed that warehouse one stormy night, hoping to make a killing on the black market, and in their haste, just picked up all the boxes of artificial nostrils. When they got home and examined their booty, they thought they had just nicked empty boxes and flew into a tantrum, scattering the boxes all over the room. Maybe that’s why artificial nostrils aren’t a thing. The entire world’s supply of artificial nostrils are lying all over the living room floor of ‘Dodgy Frank’ and nobody nose (ha ha) they’re there. Frank has visited his doctor multiple times for weird sensations in his feet that have no explanation and, in reality, he’s just been stepping on all the artificial nostrils. Makes you think, doesn’t it? #humour #humor #funny #artificialnostrils