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Does anyone else ever sneeze so hard that the world changes? I swear I have sneezed so hard sometimes that the sheer power of that sneeze altered the fabric of reality itself. Before the sneeze, we all lived on Mars, spoke French and enjoyed collecting thimbles. After the sneeze, we all inhabit this weird Earth place, only the French say 'merci' and no one even remembers what a thimble is. #bakedbreadnottoast #poll #question #stupid