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In the days of the second reign of the one who becomes known as the purple tortoise, there will come a stranger out of the west. They will find the black snake of Ussbee in the second box down in the stack of boxes which slide in and out of the wall on tiny wheels in the room containing cooking implements and tools. This box will become known as 'Secondrawerdowninthekitchen' and it should be feared by all God fearing souls as the box of Pandora is. And they will speak in tongues and use strange words unknown to civilised men. They will say: "Bugger me, Frida, you know this 'ere cable, the one with the weird connector on one end, the one that seems to have been here forever and we never knew what it was for? It's only for that rechargeable torch me nan gave us a few Christmassessesses ago innit!" And their companion will nod appreciatively and exclaim, "Bloody hell! So it is! Now if we can only find out what that weird switch next to the light switch does, we'll be laughing!" And men may one day become aware of what that 'switch' does, and we'll all die and the Earth will be destroyed by fire and brimstone. #BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashTagGames