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• Post #4309324

  If you learn how to do this, you can get out of most sticky situations. “If you act like a dumbshit, they’ll treat you as an equal”.

• Post #4309323

  Spa day for the Benz tomorrow! They’re coming to pick it up at noon and give it a bath, top up fluids and other preventative maintenance shit per terms of my lease. Car had been bugging me about it for a month now, so I’ll be glad to see that warning cleared out.

• Post #4309322

  Alright, fellow Eurotards….. today we ROAST. AC setup and ready to go in to service. It got a good workout in the bedroom last night. Car off to the spa, rolladen down, fans circulating the gradually heating air. I was not put on this earth to suffer* and today I will remain ensconced in SLACK! Action pic of AC providing unmitigated slack in the bedroom last night. * internet was down this morning. Was searching for hotels in the area. It’s back, crisis averted.

• Post #4309321

  Remember when Rand Paul got the holy shit kicked out of him by his neighbor? I do! It was probably more than well deserved. I also remember the “take the higher ground holier than thou” left saying we should show Mr. Paul compassion and not celebrate violence. Rand “Hair Club For Men” Paul spent taxpayer money, just yesterday, berating Dr. Fauci about COVID. That shit was fkn GLOBAL and literally every scientist was on the same page. So you go take your higher ground. I’m still on #teamneighbor

• Post #4309320

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/117008245062607054 If you act like a dumbshit, they’ll treat you as an equal. - :jrbd:

• Post #4309319

  Someone did a whole lot of work on this. That’s cool as fuck. Retro/BBS nerds rejoice! https://atdtbbs.com/ Wish i still had all the old ansi gfx from back when I had my super 1337 board. I don’t have the time to try again, but if I were making a new online community, I’d give it a go!

• Post #4309318

  Well, I just finished the show “Euphoria” and it took me a couple episodes into season 3 to get suspicious, but by the end it was completely and blatantly clear that the show was xtian propaganda. Particularly in the powerfully stupid last 2 episodes. Been bamboozled. Don’t be me. Also, the finale was an ad for Coca Cola. And that’s the least offensive thing about it.

• Post #4191292

  Surging fashion trend: 'Chef Boy R Dee' style hats, but in colors. Worn by dudes. Picture crocs, socks, basketball shorts, tank top, chef hat. Looks entirely like a mushroomhead. IN THE AIRPORT. I assume there's a full head of broccoli underneath the bonnet. A poor choice for the airplane. Ranks up there with the heehaws wearing their Stetson cowboy lid in the cabin. Read the room, idiots.

• Post #4156040

  The Christo Files is some of the best journalism that digs into the Russian spy organizations around the world. He surely is a hot target for poisoned underwear. Great stuff. I’ve watched it all. Here’s the latest short that i just watched: https://youtube.com/shorts/KXzQZ2sQkxA

• Post #4151415

  Airport observations: Jorts don't seem as prominent as last summer. Surging this year are the capri pants, like the munchkins from Wizard of Oz wore. In rare cases, I'm seeing japri pants, which are capri jorts. One self loathing dude is wearing the late summer Italian Fashion Scarf with his japris. Brown shorts, black t-shirt, black socks, black Half Cabs... in case you're looking for me at the gate. Follow the stench of my foul sulfur burps. No idea why I'm burping sulfur. Al...

• Post #4146584

  Some racist child is sending people horrible shit on here tonight.

• Post #2218107

  My chair at the airport lounge has a small tear in the leather. This means when I sit down it makes a noise similar to having a massive accident in my boxers. Like an industrial strength whoopie cushion. Problem is, it's a great seat in the corner. I'll have to put up with the snickering every time I shift in the chair. Update: just happened to another guy in another chair. Looking for hidden camera.

• Post #2218106

  I've been revisiting lots of old stuff I loved, and forgot about, now that I have all of my music with me. This album by Butter 08 is fantastic. Kind of a supergroup with Cibo Matto, Blues Explosion and more. Grand Royal (rip) had a great ear for the releases they put out. https://youtu.be/86TLBD8VIbQ

• Post #2218105

  Disturbing new trend noticed today. Two entirely separate groups. Younger girl decorates her face with random skittles sized dots. Pink and purple. Total clown face on the horizon. Though you can argue this is already happening.

• Post #2218104

  Word around town is that Tim Apple is retiring from the shame of this iOS 26 liquid glass abortion he foisted on all of us. Typing has become brutal. Looks like a circa 2000 Mandrake Linux window manager. #Garbage #shame #ding #shame #ding #shame #ding

• Post #1787103

  Many people, many places, right now: https://youtu.be/1gaGhy07ZbU

• Post #1755982

  Under my rule, it will be illegal to use the excuse of downloading a software update as an opportunity to re-enable some or all push notifications. The end user’s choices must be respected with each update. In fact, let me take it a step further and, by law, push notifications are disabled aside from one notice during app install or initial launch that give a you a reminder that this is an option. Quit treating every user as a marketing opportunity. Punishement: execution That outta fix it.

• Post #1755981

  Watched a movie called “You Were Never Really Here”. Such a dark, bleak and terribly unhappy film. Strong performance by Joaquin Phoenix. Good movie. Need a shower after watching. Edit: want to add that the soundtrack is amazing. The album is on Deezer. Gonna throw that on at bed time!

• Post #1755980

  I watched this clip of Russell Brand try and find a passage from the bible to read on the Piers Morgan show and it brings Andy Kaufman levels of unease, except it’s not a bit. Couldn’t find just the interview, so you gotta put up with a YT know-it-all, but still worth a watch if you want to see a shitty human fail miserably: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gSJ-3K5m4Js Morgan looks at the camera like it’s an episode of “The Office”

• Post #1755979

  Nazi (c 1938): a member or supporter of Germany’s National Socialist German Workers' Party. A vile organization that utilized eugenics via genocide in an attempt to create a master race of aryans. Among other atrocities. Soundly defeated in battle in 1945. Nazi (c 2026): any person, party or organization that you do not agree with politically, thereby diluting the memory of one of the most heinous periods in the history of modern man.

• Post #1755978

  Watching the final show Skinny Puppy played in LA. Still chuffed they didn't bring that tour to EU. Lots of German industrial music rivet-head fans, in case you haven't heard!

• Post #1755976

  Just reading this made me dumber. Meanwhile, on Epstein Island...

• Post #1042650

  Zeke absolutely slayed. They’ve been around close to 35 years and are still playing 50 songs an hour. Only two songs I never heard before and they’re from a new album coming out soon. Shot a couple vids! https://youtube.com/watch?v=RMHx7jxvxz4 https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLu9AbxOY7U