Post #2218107

My chair at the airport lounge has a small tear in the leather. This means when I sit down it makes a noise similar to having a massive accident in my boxers. Like an industrial strength whoopie cushion. Problem is, it's a great seat in the corner. I'll have to put up with the snickering every time I shift in the chair. Update: just happened to another guy in another chair. Looking for hidden camera.