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Airport observations: Jorts don't seem as prominent as last summer. Surging this year are the capri pants, like the munchkins from Wizard of Oz wore. In rare cases, I'm seeing japri pants, which are capri jorts. One self loathing dude is wearing the late summer Italian Fashion Scarf with his japris. Brown shorts, black t-shirt, black socks, black Half Cabs... in case you're looking for me at the gate. Follow the stench of my foul sulfur burps. No idea why I'm burping sulfur. All morning!