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• Post #4499344

  Going to use the hour long drive down to my mom’s house to psyche myself out for the never ending list of insults neatly wrapped within a pseudo compliment.

• Post #4397046

  The new school year begins in a little more than 3 weeks and I need your help making my classroom a safe and welcoming space for my HS special education students. We are in desperate need of supplies and snacks. As always, thank you for your support! Link is for my classroom wishlist or if you dislike Amazon, feel free to use my Venmo @LDteach or Cashapp $LDteach https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZBAFA50CYE?ref_=wl_share

• Post #4078782

  I’m terrible at telling people no, but I’m working on “I would prefer not to”

• Post #4070458

  The stress of going through the college process with my kid is really insane. They make it nearly impossible to apply “early decision” to a college because of it’s binding rules… which means that you have to take the chance that you’ll pay for the entire cost. (Some close to 100k a year!) You can legally back out of the contract for monetary issues, but that gets the student and their high school blackballed. I don’t know how anyone in the USA can afford a higher education. My kid did ever...

• Post #3922635

  I call bullshit on this self-tanner that claims it dries in 60 seconds. I’ve been flapping my arms and walking like a starfish for an hour.

• Post #3899059

  Deadly lettuce, smoke from wildfires, an absolute moron for president, and now “Tornadoes, Flash Floods, Severe Storms Target NJ Saturday” Calgon, take me away.

• Post #3774225

  Proof of life pic: Thank you to everyone who reached out to me. I finally have electric back. Losing power for so many days was the straw. When I’m overwhelmed or can’t deal with life, I get quiet. But, I’ll be back soon. 💜

• Post #3569537

  Storm hit out of nowhere. 80 mile an hour winds & we didn’t get a National Weather announcement until it was already happening. 8:30pm and still 90°. Power is out. Fire truck sirens everywhere. So far garden in shambles, food in fridge and possibly freezer are goners, but no damage to house, people, or pets and that’s what counts.

• Post #3503460

  Me: (enjoying a moment of peace) My brain: (F that) here is a list of all the awkward things you’ve said over the last 50 years

• Post #3368484

  Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

• Post #3357974

  I was in a coffee shop today & as I was getting my coffee ready to drink a group of about 6 teenage girls began to crowd around the table to prepare their coffees as well. They weren’t rude, But simply took up space. I said to my friend that I couldn’t have done that at their age and my friend was stunned bc they were just getting their coffee ready. I said exactly. At their age I was afraid to make anyone “inconvenienced” by requesting space for myself. I didn’t feel worthy of the space, o...

• Post #3341733

  My new motto: “If it’s not bringing you energy, a paycheck, or an orgasm, it has no place in your life.”

• Post #3326101

  If I get told, " Teachers should stop complaining because they have summers off," one more time, I am going to lose it. WE DO NOT GET PAID OVER THE SUMMER! Most teachers work a second or a third job over the summer. I've been looking for work for months, and it's not easy to find. I am stressed to the max, and I'm not alone. Why don't we reserve judgment for billionaires, not hard-working people who are just trying to get by?!?! OK, stepping down from my soapbox...

• Post #3302757

  Me: If I haven't bought your product after it's popped up 30 times, I'm 99.9% sure I'm not buying your product. Advertiser: So, you're saying there's a chance...here's that ad again.

• Post #3154957

  Being an adult means choosing ice cream for dinner Being an adult also means taking 4 Lactaids and 7 Tums to counteract the effects of that choice

• Post #2280549

  As Teacher Appreciation Week comes to a close, I would love it if you'd consider helping my classroom. I'm sharing the link to my classroom wishlist. If you don't like Amazon, there are other ways to help in my profile. As always, thank you!! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZBAFA50CYE?ref_=wl_share

• Post #1968773

  It's Teacher Appreciation Week...In name only

• Post #1920112

  If your birthday falls in the middle of the week, you

• Post #1881488

  One day, you wake up and remember your worth, you remember your fire, and you no longer accept the people holding extinguishers.

• Post #1791809

  Calgon, take me away!

• Post #1730051

  Purified water is just like regular water, except it goes to confession twice a month.

• Post #1684629

  Me: I’m making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like? 18: The kind with the two first names. Me: ??? 18: It has green stuff on it. Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken? 18: Yeah, that one

• Post #1680143

  We ride at dawn* *Because I’m over 50 and half asleep before dusk

• Post #655708

  The best cookie is?

• Post #457988

  For the record, cumin toast doesn’t taste nearly as good as cinnamon toast.

• Post #417362

  I'm struggling to support my high school students and I need some help. I've been going through food and supplies very quickly because a lot of my students and their parents are afraid to leave the house unless it's absolutely necessary due to ICE swarming. I'm including my wishlist for my classroom, but there are other ways to help my students listed in my profile. Thank you so much for your help! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZBAFA50CYE?ref_=wl_s...