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• Post #4386430

  >market maker jews use lot sizes in their orders to collude against uppity retail goyim I have never heard of this theory before but I now 100% believe in it.

• Post #4367260

  Never forget that Morocco launched an invasion of Spanish territory with Trump's blessing as revenge against Europe for not supporting the Iran war disaster. https://youtu.be/NYFkOYHnJkk

• Post #4268101

  I think Japan needs to lighten up on the Yakuza just enough for them to force all the Africans out of the country's criminal underworld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqlzjcMbcF4

• Post #4254745

  Street shitter manager seething that his employee actually takes his lunch break instead of using it to keep working while he eats.

• Post #4022884

  Guardcucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad?

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• Post #3974615

  Other people use AI to be more productive. I use it to make shit like this.

• Post #3899479

  RT: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/64693c4c-46f6-454e-93c7-b39371593778

• Post #3868760

  My town looks like Silent Hill and everything smells like a campfire. Thanks Canada, very cool.

• Post #3772113

  >be me >mid 20s zoomer >finally escape neet cave after 4 years of doordash and regret >land "good" job in the city doing spreadsheets for 52k >boomer dad: "see? bootstraps work if you just stop being lazy" >"back in my day i worked at the factory and bought a 3 bedroom for 28k" >move to where the employment is like every boomer on facebook tells you to >everything within commuting distance is either luxury pods or section 8 war...

• Post #3737527

  Kardashev Type III civilization building massive artificial constructs around stars just to make them spell out NIGGER in morse code to astronomers on Earth.

• Post #3674176

  >Nigel Farage resigns to run in his own seat's by-election in the midst of a corruption scandal >every other party abstains from his PR stunt meme election >joke candidate Count Binface is now the greatest threat to Farage on the ballot >if Farage wins Parliament calls another by-election after the corruption inquiry concludes anyway >Binface points out if he wins the taxpayer is automatically saved another £380,000 >Farage now forced to take this seriously even though his...

• Post #3643892

  Apparently because nobody plays Dark Souls 2, all you have to do is boot it up when Phil is live if you wanna fuck with him :marseynotes: RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/836d4b35-32fa-482c-9824-7fb77cae530e

• Post #3550290

  Islam makes complete sense if you recontextualize its entire theological foundation as Satan and the boys LARPing as God and his angels to prank a retarded sand merchant in a cave. RT: https://shitposter.world/objects/2120e940-5abe-4489-b331-f3f1c635797c

• Post #3543734

  I've known about Patrick Tomlinson for ages, but today was the first time I've ever actually listened to him speak. I didn't expect him to talk exactly like how he tweets, I swear to God if I didn't know better I'd be convinced his entire lolcow career has just been a long-running bit that he's become too committed with to quit.

• Post #3481418

  Not the first time Brazil has produced a novel mutt unknown to science. RT: https://detroitriotcity.com/objects/68913a18-1282-4635-aeae-c0274c61e5cd

• Post #3467213

  Me with GTA 6

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• Post #3395571

  I am so proud of Lever for finding the courage to come out to us on Pride Month. This is a special moment for The Cloud. RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/717dcd4f-7e78-402d-9553-0e86de2f108e

• Post #3393291

  Somalis have been using ancient banknotes from a defunct government for so long that they've had to start sewing disintegrating bills back together. The intaglio printing press is basically a lost technology over there. RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/189933b8-d1c1-4f33-aee9-d7c0f700b2ed

• Post #3390318

  >be me >career politician >78 years old >have never held a job that required me to clock in, lift anything heavier than a donor check, or hear the phrase “we’re short-staffed today” >entire resume is “student council → law school → district aide → safe seat → committee chair → human barnacle on the hull of the state” >net worth somehow $37 million on a public servant salary >very mysterious >probably all those savings from brown-bagging lunch in 1974 >wake up at 9:30 i...

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• Post #3349749

  🔥🔥🔥:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:🔥🔥🔥

• Post #3330786

  Today I made some cyclist faggot scream "go fuck yourself" in pure soy rage after violating the sanctity of his precious bike lane for five seconds to make a dropoff. Hope he's still seething about it right now.

• Post #3326786

  >rewatch Toy Story as an adult >realize Sid is like 10 years old >his hobbies are blowing up toys, doing weird kitbashes, and laughing like a goblin >so basically every unsupervised boy with access to fireworks and a garage >movie frames him like he’s Josef Mengele because he put doll legs on a fishing rod >“he tortures toys” >my brother in Christ he does not know they are sentient >to him this is literally arts and crafts for kids who found Dad’s toolbox >meanwhile hi...

• Post #3320351

  Turns out it was the content of their character all along. RT: https://poa.st/objects/a64a7dfc-6e9f-47e5-b77f-2857cf1bc44c

• Post #3297793

  If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.

• Post #3297633

  Scabby patties on the grill

• Post #3293857

  >be me >(((yellowjacket))) >summer 2026 >spot prime undeveloped human property >nice wooden eaves, untouched gutters, abandoned grill >perfect for Greater Waspreal >gather the swarm >tfw 5000 of my bros show up overnight like it's a surprise party >start building settlements >hexagonal high-rises everywhere >humans try to spray us with Raid >oy vey, it's another Shoah >call in the WIDF >floods the Internet with pro-wasp pr...

• Post #3205021

  Plan trvsters unironically thought they weren't going to rig it lmao