Post #3330786

2026-06-16 03:49 UTC

Today I made some cyclist faggot scream "go fuck yourself" in pure soy rage after violating the sanctity of his precious bike lane for five seconds to make a dropoff. Hope he's still seething about it right now.

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@D00B@clew.lol 2026-06-16 06:04

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud Nice, here's my cyclist story >be me >driving >come to roundabout >whole family of cyclists crossing in front of me >Dad cyclist fucking with his pedals and sitting in the middle of the road >Get closer >still fucking with the pedals >have to actually stop because pedals >say to myself "Move your ass you dumb faggot" >It wasn't to myself >passenger window open 2 inches >he hears >he rages >I am this far into this I have to commit >Family has MATCHING outfits >Bright neon yellow skin tight shirts >black skin tight bike shorts >all 4 of them >he moves out of the way screaming >proceed to go 10 mph next to this family yelling at this guy >LOOK A WHOLE FAMILY OF FAGGOTS >NICE OUTFITS FAGGOTS >DID YOU PICK OUT EVERYONES OUTFIT REAL CREATIVE FAGGOT >DID YOU MOLEST YOUR SON FAGGOT >Yell at each other for about half a mile going 10mph >face gets increasingly more red >screaming gets louder and he starts making mistakes while yelling >laugh he's so mad >they go down bike path out of sight

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