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>be me >(((yellowjacket))) >summer 2026 >spot prime undeveloped human property >nice wooden eaves, untouched gutters, abandoned grill >perfect for Greater Waspreal >gather the swarm >tfw 5000 of my bros show up overnight like it's a surprise party >start building settlements >hexagonal high-rises everywhere >humans try to spray us with Raid >oy vey, it's another Shoah >call in the WIDF >floods the Internet with pro-wasp propaganda >"actually wasps are vital to the ecosystem" >"they eat pests and pollinate!!1!" >post infographics about how yellowjackets maintain biodiversity while humans are destroying the planet with lawns >meanwhile we're turning their porch into a militarized zone >human leaves out a can of Coke >we claim it's a security threat and annex the entire picnic table >build more nests >now their shed is "disputed territory" >every time they swat one of us, WIDF posts "WHY DO THEY HATE US FOR EXISTING" >some based human brings out the hose >get absolutely hosed >still rebuild bigger and angrier >tfw we've got larvae in their attic now >they call an exterminator >WIDF organizes protests >"settler-colonialist humans keep stealing wasp ancestral nesting grounds" >eco activists start doxxing the exterminator for "genocide" >meanwhile we're stinging their kids at the family reunion >mission accomplished >nest expansion successful >next year we go for the neighbor's house too >mfw humans will seethe and cope while praising our "ecological contributions" >be yellowjacket >we wuz pioneers n shiet RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/c91f733d-64c3-4f72-8d41-c79586ec01df