2026-07-31 07:56 UTC
NOBODY RUNS AWAY OR EVEN GAWPS AT ME IN PORTLAND. THEY JUST ASK ME THINGS LIKE "HEY MAN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE LEFT OR RIGHT SIDE?" AND I SAY "HUH? I JUST GOT HERE" AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE "THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING!"
IT'S DISORIENTING.
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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party 2026-07-31 07:59
I WALKED BY THE SCIENTOLOGY CENTER (NOT ON PURPOSE) IN DOWNTOWN PORTLAND. THEY WERE ALL "DO YOU HAVE AN ALIEN KING IN YOUR BLOOD?" BABY, I'M ALL ALIEN KING.
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@Jorsh@beige.party 2026-07-31 13:21
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party You'll be a vegan in a week, flat. I'm praying for you.