2026-07-31 07:59 UTC
I WALKED BY THE SCIENTOLOGY CENTER (NOT ON PURPOSE) IN DOWNTOWN PORTLAND. THEY WERE ALL "DO YOU HAVE AN ALIEN KING IN YOUR BLOOD?" BABY, I'M ALL ALIEN KING.
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@LRRRonEarth@beige.party 2026-07-31 08:01
I ASKED THEM IF I COULD CRADLE TOM CRUISE'S HEAD IN MY HANDS AND THEN KICK IT INTO THE WILLAMETTE RIVER, AND THEY SAID NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
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@NosirrahSec@infosec.exchange 2026-07-31 08:12
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party I have just learned there is one near me here in the devil's asshole (AZ). I've never seen one lol