2026-07-31 08:01 UTC
I ASKED THEM IF I COULD CRADLE TOM CRUISE'S HEAD IN MY HANDS AND THEN KICK IT INTO THE WILLAMETTE RIVER, AND THEY SAID NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
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@militantbottom@girlcock.club 2026-07-31 08:04
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party Question, LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. Why the Willamette specifically? Why not the Siuslaw?
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@dtl@8bitorbust.info 2026-07-31 08:06
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party I'm not hearing them tell you not to come back when he is there.