Jordi (Spherical Queirdo)

Jorsh@beige.party

:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦 See Pinned For BioDo not direct message me unless I know you.<a href="https://beige.party/tags/AntiFascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AntiFascist</a> and <a href="https://beige.party/tags/AntiHate" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AntiHate</a>Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.

Posts

Post #4422199
I'm against capital punishment, but there are plenty of people who I wouldn't miss if they fell into a vat of acid.
Post #4166072
This is from last night. They just kept coming, and they partied all night. #Animals #ElkOfMastodon
Post #4127448
I can't be nice about #AISlop. If you post AI art unintentionally, I understand, its tricky. Have the decency to take it down, or at least acknowledge your mistake and let others learn from it. But if you're doubling down on it with bullshit like "But the message is important!", then you get a block. You know exactly what you're doing. I don't have time for your horseshit. The planet is on fire and your shitty picture of insects voting is only making it worse.
Post #4068357
"Connected without internet" THEN YOU AREN'T CONNECTED, YOU ASSHOLE COMPUTER
Post #4057688
To the point where our nipples intersect.
Post #4051994
Reince Priebus is the one name that I have encountered in life that is completely alien to me. It reads like an anagram. Or an eldritch hex. Saxby Chambliss is a close second.
Post #3937893
Standing by my rule that adult men using the word cuck are useless tools. It's an incel insult. Quit using it like it means anything that matters.
Post #3786998
RIP Mary Morello, who was so supportive of her son Tom's passion for music, "Before Rage Against the Machine hit the stage at the Pinkpop Festival in 1994, Morello introduced them as the "Best Band in the Fucking Universe". [Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Morello] She also founded the anti-censorship organization Parents for Rock and Rap. 🤘Rest in Power, Mary🤘
Post #3749478
Get a Brit wet by talking about barge queuing, or get them to sweat by talking about queue barging.
Post #3639723
He had a fartive gaze.
Post #3638439
Imagine coming to the #Fediverse and demanding that nobody post pornography. Just think about that for a moment. Utterly untenable logic.
Post #3454266
Yesterday, I heard someone on the radio say that #FIFA are leaning into a feminist stance, and all I could think about was their president giving a peace prize to a rapist.
Post #3446027
Poll
Post #3403762
Borts (Burlap shorts)
Post #3317364
LORDY LORDY I'M EXACTLY FORTY
Post #2560101
If the Homecoming King contest has one senior who murdered 15 students, and you&#39;re surprised by calls to boycott... you are completely lost. This is a toot about #Eurovision.
Post #2204611
I just saw a #Cybertruck in the wild for the first time, and Holy Shit©️ is it ugly. Like, I knew from pictures and videos and stuff, but until you&#39;ve seen it for real, you have no idea.
Post #2191993
Horny, but astrally. #HornyBut
Post #1889772
Turnipular
Post #1708316
We already have a ridiculous face altering ritual that involves weaponry and a yearning to attracts a mate with good looks. It&#39;s called shaving and it&#39;s fucking senseless.
Post #1666921
Kitchen sinks should come with foot pedals send toot.
Post #1657507
Ugh, I&#39;m so sorry I immaculated in your hair.
Post #1628610
Horny, but topographically.
Post #1174019
THEY&#39;RE HOME My mum is flummoxed at to why she is crying. I think we needed this. Pure human ingenuity, bravery and persistence. I can&#39;t wait to till we land on Luna next time. #ArtemisII #NASA #Astronomy #Space #Splashdown
Post #1141349
New #scam just dropped. Pathetic.
Post #805244
Imposter Syndrome (Mastodon variant) Being a non-tech person on a tech-heavy social network. uwu
Post #737515
Fingers crossed that I get tardigrade on my next incarnation.
Post #732458
The Pedophile War (2026- )
Post #711684
You didn&#39;t teleport to a Waffle House, dude. You got shitfaced, blacked out, and woke up in a booth with strangers and a chicken-fried steak, just like all of us have done at one point in our lives.
Post #559024
#AlternativeRock #Grunge #Pop #Electronica morning, no idea why. My high school years. Zuckerbaby, Smashing Pumpkins, Fatboy Slim, The Tea Party, Wide Mouth Mason, Tonic, Placebo, Aimee Mann, Of Monsters and Men, Days of the New, Savage Garden, Joydrop, The Black Halos, 3 Doors Down, Chemical Brothers, Bush, Chumbawamba, R.E.M., Limblifter, Jimmy Eat World and more.