2026-09-15 02:08 UTC
Target, we need to have a serious talk about whatever this is.
Replies (5)
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-09-15 02:11
@Alice@beige.party "Straitjacket" is this season's hot new look!
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@lunacb@wetdry.world 2026-09-15 03:54
@Alice@beige.party 4 arms
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@dirkhaun@tinycities.net 2026-09-15 11:46
@Alice@beige.party This is actually very clever. Wear one of these, have your photo taken, and everybody will dismiss the photo as slop. Perfect coverup.
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@Alice@beige.party 2026-09-15 02:10
Oh wait it gets worse because there are apparently matching pants.
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@CatDragon@mastodon.world 2026-09-15 15:09
@Alice@beige.party no.