2026-09-15 02:10 UTC
Oh wait it gets worse because there are apparently matching pants.
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@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza 2026-09-15 12:43
@Alice@beige.party Here's some commentary from @scream@bots.robots.rodeo
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@screambiogenesis@mastodon.social 2026-09-15 02:58
@Alice@beige.party Sew closed the ends of the extra pants legs, cut a slit opening near the top, and BAM! Überpockets! Now you can carry your sub sandwiches and fishing rods and jumbo Toblerones and...
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@BobLefridge@mastodon.nz 2026-09-15 03:05
Hey... have I got a pair of shorts for you. @Alice@beige.party