Post #729668
2026-03-22 09:54 UTC
My mother - 91 years old - suggested a mobile guillotine service was needed, to get rid of all the predatory men fucking this world up.
I love you, mum ❤️
Replies (9)
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art 2026-03-22 11:04
@PetraPanda Steel on Wheels
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@HolgerPieta@digitalcourage.social 2026-03-22 11:31
@PetraPanda GaaS: Guillotine as a Service Or maybe GoD: Guillotine on Demand
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@steggy@sunny.garden 2026-03-22 12:08
@PetraPanda staffed by EGTs - Emergency Guillotine Technicians
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@anne@toot.cat 2026-03-22 12:15
@PetraPanda If my mother were still alive, she would most assuredly be a member of the Grandmothers Guillotine Guild.
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@LordWoolamaloo@mastodon.scot 2026-03-22 12:19
@PetraPanda I would suggest a two-stage guillotine approach - a small one for chopping off the member of the offending pig, as a final warning, if they ever reoffend, the full size National Razor
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@bogosity@im-in.space 2026-03-22 16:52
@PetraPanda uberXecute
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@pooserville@dice.camp 2026-03-22 18:48
@PetraPanda I also love your mum.
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@cafechatnoir@mastodon.social 2026-03-22 22:37
@PetraPanda I love your mum, too. 🥰⚔️🥰
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@geschichtenundmeer@hessen.social 2026-03-24 19:13
@PetraPanda My mom, who is 90, and the other church ladies would probably consider something like that, too.