@benroyce__dup_2975@mastodon.social
Post #720896
2026-03-19 14:17 UTC
Replies (10)
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@nemo@mas.to 2026-03-19 14:26
@benroyce yay Afroman 💚 🤩 🙏 dara dat dat dat da
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@TLB73@topspicy.social 2026-03-19 14:42
@benroyce That's refreshingly uplifting 😀 :GoodTea:
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-03-19 15:04
@benroyce Kyle Rittenhouse did better courtroom crying. If you're going to sway a jury, you have to really *sell* it. Really blubber. Let that snot stream down out of your nose. As Bill Murray taught it, you gotta think to yourself "My *dog* is *dead*!", because Afroman's videos are just *too funny*. And now you're the deputy who cried because of a diss track. Oops. Sorry, Deputy Feefees.
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@SarcasmAlertMaybe@mstdn.social 2026-03-19 15:19
@benroyce Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
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@sam@chven.us 2026-03-19 15:19
I was going to watch some of the testimony, but then I got high :D Just kidding, I saw some of where Afroman was being questioned and one of the policemen, and an ex of one of deputies.
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@BurritoSommelier@techhub.social 2026-03-19 16:03
@benroyce now do one with the officer crying on the stand 🤣
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@pattykimura@beige.party 2026-03-19 16:45
@benroyce Phillips broke down his door, broke his door, armed with AR15s looking for imaginary kidnap victims and drugs. Phillips deliberately disabled Afroman's house surveillance system as they rooted around his stuff and confiscated "evidence" without a crime, including $400 cash they denied they took. After he publicly accused them of stealing the $400, they said it was "miscounted" and returned it to him. Phillips and the other cops should be publicly apologizing to Afroman, and personally paying for and installing a new door, and cleaning up the stuff they messed up. But they didn't. They just feel sorry for themselves that they were ridiculed for being arrogant, stupid, thieving bad cops. Next time, don't be shitty and stupid when you do wrong. Why aren't they publicly identifying and prosecuting whoever told them Aftoman was a kidnapper? Phillips, a public servant with a gun, never shed a tear for Afroman who was falsely accused and slandered as a kidnapper and had armed cops (her) aim AR15s at him on a lie.
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@chessert@mastodon.online 2026-03-19 17:00
@benroyce I absolutely love this! First Amendment, Baby! #FirstAmendment #SelfEmpowerment #Justice
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@wendinoakland@beige.party 2026-03-19 17:45
@benroyce There’s a video of Afroman striking a woman on a stage standing next to him (for some unexplained reason) and it’s very unflattering. It suggests that he’s flawed like many of us. But his rights should be respected and protected.
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@mazigazi@dobbs.town 2026-03-19 18:00
@benroyce You know, all the cops had to do was say “oops we made a mistake, we’ll try to be better next time.” Instead, ALL those citizens’ funds were spent and wasted… for no reason. None. So I’m pressing play again. And again.