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2026-03-19 15:04 UTC

@benroyce Kyle Rittenhouse did better courtroom crying. If you're going to sway a jury, you have to really *sell* it. Really blubber. Let that snot stream down out of your nose. As Bill Murray taught it, you gotta think to yourself "My *dog* is *dead*!", because Afroman's videos are just *too funny*. And now you're the deputy who cried because of a diss track. Oops. Sorry, Deputy Feefees.

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