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• Post #4473528

  That is not an approved receptacle for fires! #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4472714

  Welp, on to Ghostbusters 2 for you. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4472603

  Did he just Matrix-spike the entire manuscript into her brain? #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

• Post #4340491

  What's this? I'm awake and sober and at home enough to do #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer ???

• Post #4212249

  Remember "Goose was not valued"? That was a fun week.

• Post #3948664

  One of these weeks my schedule has to line up with #Monsterdon or #Comedon

• Post #2297181

  What needs to happen now in Tennessee is a relentless voter turnout campaign in Nashville and Memphis, to flip those gerrymander-cracked districts. That's the danger of having no gerrymander-packed districts. There's less safety margin remaining. If the (D) bust their asses (they won't--it'll need to be grassroots organizing, as usual), and the (R) get lazy because they think they locked up a 9-0 state, the (D) could actually pick up seats. #USPol #TNPol

• Post #2297179

  The intrusive thought today is "Fuck you, Johnny Saltbucket." I would very much like to know if this person actually exists and what they did.

• Post #2152088

  If you live in Indiana, you still have an hour left to vote in the primaries. This will likely be your only chance to actually have some kind of choice between candidates. In November it's just going to be someone running unopposed, or a massive shitheel versus someone who also kinda sucks but nowhere near as badly. #USPol #INPol

• Post #2152087

  So when does RFKJr chopper in to the hantavirus boat and start licking people?

• Post #1732801

  Atlas and Samson. Sure. Why not? Let's get Gilgamesh and Enkidu in there, too. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

• Post #1544687

  As far as I know, in the entire Starcraft canon, not once did the Terrans or the Protoss ever try to negotiate terms with the creep. They always thought it was the macroscopic Zerg in charge. Classic macroörganism mistake.

• Post #1544686

  It's becoming eerie how closely this timeline is pathing towards Douglas Adams' vision of AI. I'm going to try counting natural numbers slowly at a chatbot and see what happens.

• Post #1478449

  The Fediverse is currently experiencing a distributed provision of service while one or more of its servers are under DDoS attack.

• Post #1478448

  I guess that just for today, I will quiet my constant drumbeat that fungally produced drugs are superior to plant based drugs in every possible way.

• Post #1386328

  If you saw someone with an abusive gaslighting parent or partner, you would want to help, right? Okay, but what if that person is also completely imaginary? And they're surrounded by a bunch of other people, all in the same situation, who think their imaginary abuser is the same person as everyone else's. How do you crack that?

• Post #1386327

  You know how in the US, every public school system sends out a fleet of buses to pick up students in the morning and take them home in the evening? Literally every employer that requires work in person could do this. And yet they would all prefer the giant parking lot.

• Post #1386326

  I think I would much prefer that cannabis people be in charge than alcohol people and cocaine people and amphetamine people. If important things are not going to be done anyway, I think it's better that they not be done more calmly and slowly. #USPol

• Post #1147919

  It is a silly thing, the meme format image.

• Post #1045907

  I don't get to pick the obsessive intrusive thought. Sometimes it's cool and interesting. But today it's just endless repetitions of "diaperchonk 3XL".

• Post #989701

  Techbro: Mastodon people are hostile to my favorite tech! The entire Fediverse: We did some investigative digging, and we have also decided to be hostile to you as a person. You absolute cunt. We will now cleanse you from the timeline. [Posts pet photos and/or nature photos and/or original artwork.]

• Post #989700

  Is this an acceptable use of AI? Image classifier assesses camera image. If confidence is high that image is of human skin, proceed. Image classifier identifies terminal hair, and assesses location and direction. Kinematics software moves robot arm, with an electrolysis needle, into the follicle, and a conductive cathode ring around the pore. Current applied with both AC and DC components. Tweezers remove hair. Robot controls 20+ needle arms at a time

• Post #989699

  He always chickens out. He's going to make some bullshit thing up to explain why he didn't do the thing. On the other hand, the US military is full of folks who would love to see Iran coated in a fresh sheet of green glass. The ones who would say no have already been fired. #USPol

• Post #619148

  Reminder that if your revolutionary cell has more than 5 people in it, the one that wants everyone to stop reading, writing, talking, and peacefully protesting and JUST DO SOMETHING is the cop and/or informant. Don't tell them about the things you're *doing* and continue to torture them with extra reading assignments.

• Post #167624

  Look, legislatures, if you want proof of citizenship at the time of voting, you have to also do instant automatic registration, at the polling place, on election day, whenever people show it, and waive all fees for everyone's proof-of-citizenship documents. You can't bring poll taxes back in through the back door, and you can't demand time to verify documentation that's just going to be shoved in the pollworkers' faces on the day anyway. #USPol