Post #508272
2026-03-03 17:20 UTC
Replies (17)
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@miiamustang@eliitin-some.fi 2026-03-03 18:15
@bvibber@wikis.world Some people will try to poke holes into it to make it weaker!
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@RobinBobcat@meow.social 2026-03-03 18:34
@bvibber@wikis.world Same thing with lawyers.
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@minego@pdx.social 2026-03-03 18:48
@bvibber@wikis.world I see your point, and love this way of explaining it. But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣
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@olivvybee@beehive.city 2026-03-03 19:22
@bvibber@wikis.world @brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns
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@craignicol@glasgow.social 2026-03-03 20:20
@bvibber@wikis.world @otfrom@functional.cafe if you're gonna get fucked, get protection.
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@nohaironheed@mastodon.scot 2026-03-03 20:24
@bvibber@wikis.world Unless that union is in the UK and "works in partnership" with the employer. You're better off going it alone rather than throwing your money away on those boot lickers. Those are the kind of condoms you've you've found in an old wallet at the back of a drawer from 20 years ago.
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@taq@thicc.horse 2026-03-03 20:37
@bvibber@wikis.world unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them
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@saustrup@mstdn.dk 2026-03-03 21:28
@bvibber@wikis.world I read "onions". Still true though.
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social 2026-03-03 22:34
@bvibber@wikis.world Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one! A union, I mean…
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@mildpeach@mstdn.social 2026-03-04 00:44
@bvibber@wikis.world oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…
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@AdaraAstin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu 2026-03-04 09:29
@bvibber@wikis.world Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.
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@smallcircles@social.coop 2026-03-08 08:58
@bvibber@wikis.world Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.
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@linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io 2026-05-27 19:59
@bvibber@wikis.world My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse. My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.
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@dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at 2026-05-27 20:06
@bvibber@wikis.world and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one. :blobcatfearful:
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@sapphireangel@mastodon.online 2026-05-27 21:53
@TheQuinbox@dragonscave.space @bvibber@wikis.world I wish everyone had the option of a union.
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@musicmatze@social.linux.pizza 2026-05-28 07:04
@bvibber@wikis.world I've read that as "Unicorns" and that's much funnier
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@jawarajabbi@mastodon.online 2026-05-30 22:14
@bvibber@wikis.world Perfect.