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olivvybee@beehive.city

Trans neurospicy nerd who cross stitches, plays board games, 3d prints, builds lego, and writes codeMostly a girl but also sort of not, and also a beeIncapable of using full stops:blobbee_flag_trans: :blobbee_flag_nb: :blobbee_flag_agender: :blobbee_flag_ace: :blobbee_flag_aro: :blobbee_flag_lesbian: :blobbee_neurodiverse:"Too spicy for social media"

Posts

Post #4242605
Custom printed bra that says “cw: boob” on each cup
Post #4173754
girlkeep gatelight gasboss
Post #4108427
Negative shoutout to youtube for picking whatever weird frame rate this video was displaying in, which doesn’t match the original frame rate of the video and caused lots of juddering on what would otherwise be a fun model train video
Post #3960833
when you see a stock price that doesn’t look right see it, say it, shorted
Post #3953729
What if one day suddenly you heard “SIMULATION TERMINATED” and then the fourth wall rose up, revealing you had been in the scare simulator this entire time
Post #3509387
I don’t like that we refer to the country below canada as “the us” because I do not capitalise country names and that means it just becomes the word us and it has caused confusion before And I definitely refuse to only capitalise that one, it doesn’t deserve special treatment
Post #3421808
That’s right, it goes in the watch later playlist
Post #2708514
“It looks like your adblocker is interfering with the intended operation of this site” Oh so you admit that people reading your articles is just a byproduct of showing them ads?
Post #2531741
“Mum can we get test environment?” “We have test environment at home” The test environment at home: production
Post #2499758
naming my sports team the "nads" so that all the fans have to chant “go nads" at games
Post #2420097
& > * { } is valid css and that seems like it should be a joke made by people who don’t understand programming
Post #2281847
Oh no, people younger than me are being successful again
Post #1978462
I don’t really know what a cheese barge is but now I want to find out
Post #1774681
Why is testing the thing always harder than implementing the thing I know it works because I can see it working, but I have to spend 2 hours fighting jest
Post #1766799
Post #1765797
dangerous knowledge unlocked: you can just order road signs online
Post #1744866
@ all corporations
Post #1724806
UEFI is pronounced weffy
Post #1548295
sorry boss I can't come to work, I’m licensed under CC BY-NC so you can't use me for commercial purposes
Post #1033857
when someone tells me I need to boycott something I’ve never even heard of before
Post #817244
You unlock this door with the key of chimkin. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound triangles, a dimension of fluffy tail, a dimension of snoot. You’re moving into a land of both yip and waff, of floof and socks. You’ve just crossed over into… the foxxo zone
Post #635660
The perfect sticker for an old macbook that doesn’t quite work right
Post #623032
I require an officially licensed oyster card cushion so I can put a real oyster card inside and tap in with it