pkprotoplasm

pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can.(moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

Posts

Post #3861987
“Patient presents as a healthy canine, 12 YOA, for annual physical exam. All physical screenings indicate normal health. Tech noted signs of anxiety but positive disposition.” He’s officially a good boy. #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
Post #3823185
#Corgi life stages: a visual guide 0-1: puppy 1-3: puppy 3-9: puppy 9 and up: puppy #dog #dogsofmastodon
Post #3777529
I love my #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon
Post #2659534
Don&#39;t say #Gritty didn’t warn you, Pittsburgh
Post #2659533
He’s always so nice to the wildlife that comes to visit #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
Post #2659532
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116513492048314273 Best wishes to the condition
Post #2659531
I was a policy wonk :( #knowledgefight
Post #2659530
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116517607036847582 Drug test Ryan Cohen. And CEOs in general
Post #2659529
4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hot sauce
Post #2659528
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116533495566055923 If I ever have a stash of liquor with my name literally written on it I give you permission to infect me with the hentai virus or whatever pandemic we’re working on at the time
Post #2659527
Babies!
Post #2659526
I meet Chipotle’s definition of a core customer and have never once consumed their product or even stepped inside a Chipotle. Even in a rural food desert area I have healthier options that I could get for around the same cost. And I can usually make a couple meals out of those instead of having to “just ask for more.” In my limited and hyper localized experience I have no idea how they’re still around.
Post #2659525
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/116558012574003720 Just like my career! And my credit! And my net worth!
Post #2659524
My grocery store is out of off-brand orange flavored seltzer so I had to buy Lacroix like some kinda billionaire
Post #2659523
I was finally able to convince the old boy to head into the woods again #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
Post #2659522
I forgot why I don’t usually have him help me with the yard work. It looks like he just got done double-phisting the Phillie Phanatic. #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon
Post #2659521
Kudos to Aurora and the greater Chicago area for giving #KnowledgeFight the send off they deserved.
Post #1909252
Relax level: ♾️ #corgi #dogsofmastodon #dog
Post #833006
Birthday boy! #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon