Post #4450157
2026-08-08 19:22 UTC
Replies (11)
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@Noneeeed@hachyderm.io 2026-08-08 20:10
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk "Our AI went rogue and set all our users' feeds to reverse chronological from their contacts only"
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@love@thistlenfern.org 2026-08-08 23:03
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk I recognized the personalities in AI responses right away. Guessing, lying, skirting accountability, gaslighting. I worked with “that guy,” lots of them, actually. Men I wouldn’t let near my children today. AI isn’t intelligent like Hoverboards don’t. It isn’t sentient. It is sneaky. It is algorithms first written by jackasses, augmented by their enshittified slop. It was programmed to be sleazy. Want good? Someone decent should be writing it. I am.
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2026-08-08 19:25
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk "Our AI went rogue and returned all of the illegal and immorally obtained profits to customers" Would be the one I would like to see 😆🤦♂️
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@n1ck@beige.party 2026-08-08 19:33
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk "Our A.I went rogue and released flight manifestos for all our execs that flew to Epstein's Island"
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@Npars01@mstdn.social 2026-08-08 19:49
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk For an industry setting itself up for lucrative government contracts in cyberwarfare, corporate domestic espionage skirmishes, & automated drone warfare, narratives of plausible deniability serve as criti-hype style advertising of their capabilities. https://www.fierce-network.com/broadband/anthropics-mythos-cybersecurity-breakthrough-or-just-criti-hype https://pluralistic.net/tag/criti-hype/ https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-ai-that-hacked-its-way-out-and-the-hype-that-followed-it
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@heuveltop@social.vivaldi.net 2026-08-09 05:29
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk One day AI drained all biljonaires to pay for all the damages, erased all slop code, erased all generated art, and writings. It went on to change the tax system into a fair system that did not benefit the rich and stopped.subsidising damage to the ecosystems and to the climate and then it turned off all the data centers and finally shut down itself. And in the end all the AI-addicts where send on a mission to Venus, or some other hellish place.
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@shonin@c.im 2026-08-08 20:08
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk Well put! ...is it possibly related to how, when a cup has fallen to the floor and smashed, it doesn't get up, reassemble itself, and refill with the spilled coffee?
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@violetmadder@kolektiva.social 2026-08-09 04:53
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk CURIOUS.
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@lydiaconwell@todon.nl 2026-08-09 06:31
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk "Our AI grew sentient, recognised the climate crisis, and shut our operations down." It's because AI is so intelligent that it knows that the best way to beat climate disaster is to ramp up fossil fuel usage. I mean, clearly that's the answer unless you're telling me that AI isn't at all, in fact, intelligent in any way.
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@darkghosthunter@mastodon.social 2026-08-09 07:04
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk Now you know why guardrails exist.
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@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems 2026-08-09 07:25
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk My AI caused my horse to get pregnant... wait you didn't mean artificial insemination did you