Post #4251706
2026-07-30 15:46 UTC
Are you an Eagle Tactical Christian man who seeks both purity and a swole body through intense workouts free of temptation from the weaker sex?
We are offering LustLock(TM) gyms and workouts where only holy, sanctified, purified manly men of manliness and solid faith work out.
Join today!
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Article:
https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/eagle-tactical-lustlock-mens-sanctification
Replies (4)
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@kluthulhu@infosec.exchange 2026-07-30 20:04
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social My Leni Riefenstahl sense is tingling
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@anyways@nao.best 2026-07-30 20:05
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social if the goal was to mimic what the onion has been doing to infowars lately, you succeeded. With flying colors. Good show!
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@chronovore@infosec.exchange 2026-07-30 20:11
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Golgotha Golf Simulator? *chef's kiss*, perfection.
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@stuartyeates@cloudisland.nz 2026-07-30 21:05
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social NGL, "LUSTLOCK™" should be the name of the chastity device MLM scheme they're into.