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chronophage

chronovore@infosec.exchange

<p>Cryptologue and Netsec-ologist. Formerly a genomics research apprentice, applying the same methods to infosec engineering and operations.</p><p>Friend to all animals large and small.</p>

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    @campuscodi@mastodon.social when stunt hacking goes terribly wrong... can&#39;t wait to see more developments.

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    We getting things done today in the SOC.

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    DefCon is getting closer - DefCon is coming up. Getting excited, hope to see you weirdos there... hoping it does not get canceled :awesome: #IYKYK #defcon34

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    &quot;Why do you have so many chloropleth dashboards?&quot; Well simple... have you ever noticed how much fun it is to say &quot;chloropleth&quot;?

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    RE: https://defcon.social/@defcon/116929931302031313 I wanna see you all there!

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    Chronovore why is it that you don&#39;t procrastinate? Well you see, early on I discovered a universal law. Not a man-made law, but one not unlike the law of gravity. The law is this: Every problem postponed, no matter how trivial. Becomes a huge problem at some un-arrived time in my life. Invariably I will be found at the intersection of exigency and immediacy, yelling into the void: &quot;Someone made bad decisions 10 years ago and now we pay for it!&quot;. I am the inverse of a Cassandr...

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    Implementing a policy that automatically blocks a specific attacker executable from launching...

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    Doing threat intel research based on the EDR&#39;s ai enabled write up and found myself saying - &quot;I think the AI hallucinated that hash&quot;. This is it! This is the Cyberpunk dystopia, we&#39;ve arrived! Everything kinda sucks, but in a cyberpunkish way. I need to update my wardrobe accordingly.

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    Oh right intros; First and foremost: DFIR and security operations! I have mostly been in the higher ed space with some government thrown in. In a former life I helped some incredibly talented genetics researchers at various labs do their research on HPCs (Ask me about bypassing qsub node constraints!). My belief is that the conceptual methods of looking for de novo mutations indicative of a genetic disease is not entirely dissimilar from looking for IoC&amp;#39;s in a sea of IT telemetry. I...

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    Oh I should have done this looong ago.. I used ublock to block the opinion/editorial sections in WSJ and NYT - my mental health is already improving. Fully endorse everyone do the same.

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    $11.3 billion already spent on a needless war. Where is DOGE now? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/world/middleeast/iran-war-costs-pentagon.html

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    My cynicism thinks any relief here will be temporary. But my pettiness is doubled over at the thought that someone tonight will be absolutely apoplectic - https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/31/us/trump-news

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    Bondi - she will be remembered as the AG that stonewalled the Epstein investigations, and generally defended the indefensible. You might very well ask, for what? She is likely asking herself the same question. Answers are not forthcoming. She will not be missed. https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/trump-ousts-attorney-general-pam-bondi-9874b02d?mod=breakingnews

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    Easter - Ok I made peace with the concept of Easter eggs. But can anyone explain the connection between Jesus and the eating of a spiral ham?