Post #3830497
2026-07-15 10:39 UTC
Replies (3)
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@bampot@mastodon.scot 2026-07-15 11:03
The public enquiry hus concludit an the Jnr sais "I just borrowed it" Whit dae ye mean borried it? Yiv never borried onyhin in yer puff san, wance it's gaun, it's gaun. "I will bring it back later" Replies he "I have ice in it just now" Lucky you, ah tell ye whit, take this bit ae paper an nip doon tae Bargain Buys, ye'll git a pack ae thaim in ther fur piss pence, an ah'll even hauf thaim wae ye. "Aaaww, why me?" Sais he Cause the shitty stick wull be comin oot if ye dinnae 😳😁😁
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space 2026-07-15 10:55
@bampot@mastodon.scot I don't fucking swear n shit, I am an English fucking rose and butter wouldn't melt in my pissing mouth! 😈😝🌹
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@bampot@mastodon.scot 2026-07-15 12:02
It's no often ah huv tae resort tae the shitty stick as a threat, but it's the only hing they seem tae unnerstaun. See, an ordinary stick is nae guid, they wid take the threat ae a guid skelpin wae an ordinary stick as some cinna jest. But wan mention ae a poke wae the shitty stick an yiv instantly gained ther attention. Shitty sticks ur the best hings ever invented, an ther easy tae make annaw. Jist git yersel a stick an unblock the lavvy wae it, Boabs yer Granny, wan shitty stick..Sorted 😁😁