Post #3831515
2026-07-15 12:02 UTC
It's no often ah huv tae resort tae the shitty stick as a threat, but it's the only hing they seem tae unnerstaun.
See, an ordinary stick is nae guid, they wid take the threat ae a guid skelpin wae an ordinary stick as some cinna jest.
But wan mention ae a poke wae the shitty stick an yiv instantly gained ther attention.
Shitty sticks ur the best hings ever invented, an ther easy tae make annaw.
Jist git yersel a stick an unblock the lavvy wae it, Boabs yer Granny, wan shitty stick..Sorted 😁😁
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@bampot@mastodon.scot 2026-07-15 12:54
Och, see that wean, he's jist fantastic, an he disnae ayweys hink ae himsel. No only did he go an git me a new pack ae ice trays, he goat me a big bag ae ice oan his wey up the road annaw. Dinnae worry, this isnae child coercion oan ma pert, cause Furstly: He's no longer a wean An secondly: Ah paid fur these items, plus, he goat himsel a new per ae trainers annaw...Whit! "Well, you said get something for yourself" Replies he 😁😁