@toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
Whats the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
2026-06-25 20:53 UTC
Replies (12)
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-25 21:02
Cat treat. Ate it on a dare. It was fucking foul. 0/10.
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@CelloMike@lemmy.world 2026-06-25 21:17
An oyster The town I grew up in is famous for them, we even learned about them in school but I’d never tried one Finally decided to just before I moved away for university and eugh, salty mucus-y blob, had to spit it out again, poor lil guy
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@cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-25 21:04
The Elvis. The sandwich American rock singer Elvis Presley made famous. Peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Grilled like a grilled cheese sandwich. Addendum: I am allergic to peanut butter. I got ahold of a soy-based alternative called Wowbutter, and people who are not allergic tell me they nailed the taste, but the aftertaste is kinda not good. So, the first thing I did was shove a whole teaspoon-full of it in my mouth. My brain goes “you dumb fuck, you’re gonna die,” but I didn’t, because it wasn’t toxic. So I went and tried everything made with peanut butter (BTW, strawberry > grape for PB&Js), including the Elvis. A lot of it was kinda gross. I guess if you were raised on peanut butter, maybe, I can see it, but I didn’t think the experience was anything special. Not when Nutella exists… which I also can’t have. But then there’s Biscoff spread, which is non-toxic, apparently it’s also vegan (wouldn’t peanut butter be, too?), and it’s ten billion percent better than all that other shit. Though, you would be absolutely right in saying I’ve never had real peanut butter, or your favourite variety of it.
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@velma@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-25 21:26
A particular man’s penis. I realized too late that he didn’t routinely clean under his foreskin.
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@Xaphanos@lemmy.world 2026-06-25 21:57
Gasoline. Had to siphon, did it wrong, mouthful of gas.
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@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2026-06-25 21:30
When I was around 3 or 4 y/o, a neighbour kid managed to convince me to take a bite of a dried dog shit. I don’t remember what he’d said that convinced me, I just remember the laughter when I actually did it… I wasn’t the brightest kid, but very curious and gullible.
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@trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 2026-06-25 21:02
this feels like a trap…
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@pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 2026-06-25 21:47
pig intestine from a chinese restaurant, a meeting of the ‘adventurous eaters meetup’. consistency of a mouthful of snot.
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@slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-25 21:48
PVC pipe glue. Don’t ask.
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@akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-06-25 21:11
A raw firefly squid marinated in soy sauce. ホタルイカの沖漬け。
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@58008@lemmy.world 2026-06-25 23:00
My girlfriend-at-the-time’s dirty, dirty ass. Thought it would be like in my fantasies, where it tastes like candyfloss and smells like a Yankee candle. Nope. Shit. Just shit. If you’re curious, shit tastes exactly as it smells. I wish I didn’t know that. Although I’m happy that now you, too, know that. And she had the nerve to dump me later. I deserve a Nobel peace prize for not recoiling in horror and instead just powering through in silence like a fucking GENTLEMAN. On the bright side, it became a great way to ensure future partners were cognisant of the issue. I’d drop it into the usual “what was your ex like?” gossip sessions that come with new relationships. It’s like saying “please wash your various holes if I’m gonna go rooting around in them like an ant-fiending aardvark” without actually saying it. A cautionary fable from days of yore to guide the next generation. P.S. I’m still pro-anilingus. Just… clean the fuckin’ thing first. I don’t need to be picking dingleberries from between my teeth, thanks.
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@Widdershins@lemmy.world 2026-06-25 21:53
Maggots. I’ve been chasing the high ever since. They were hiding in a pineapple flavored Swiss roll. I thought the maggots were coconut flakes at first. Pina colada is a good flavor. The maggots popping like boba didn’t set any alarm bells off. It was better than the usual coconut crunch. The maggots wriggling against my gums and tongue didn’t set any alarm bells off. It was the only time I ever chewed something that felt carbonated. The lone maggot crawling across my couch away from certain doom finally clued me in. Half of his platoon just got eaten and the other half was without a doubt up next. The same thing happened to my mom at some point when she was a kid. For her it was an Almond Joy or Mounds, which let the maggots blend in even better. Is it a once in a lifetime thing everybody experiences or a generational curse? I feel cursed with the knowledge that maggots in the right context taste like the fuckin’ future.