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The Elvis. The sandwich American rock singer Elvis Presley made famous. Peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Grilled like a grilled cheese sandwich. Addendum: I am allergic to peanut butter. I got ahold of a soy-based alternative called Wowbutter, and people who are not allergic tell me they nailed the taste, but the aftertaste is kinda not good. So, the first thing I did was shove a whole teaspoon-full of it in my mouth. My brain goes “you dumb fuck, you’re gonna die,” but I didn’t, because it wasn’t toxic. So I went and tried everything made with peanut butter (BTW, strawberry > grape for PB&Js), including the Elvis. A lot of it was kinda gross. I guess if you were raised on peanut butter, maybe, I can see it, but I didn’t think the experience was anything special. Not when Nutella exists… which I also can’t have. But then there’s Biscoff spread, which is non-toxic, apparently it’s also vegan (wouldn’t peanut butter be, too?), and it’s ten billion percent better than all that other shit. Though, you would be absolutely right in saying I’ve never had real peanut butter, or your favourite variety of it.