Post #3185436
2023-06-16 05:04 UTC
There have been reports of young maidens being approached by a unicorn rather than a demon. Just shoo them away and a demon will soon appear.
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@jetton@mastodon.online 2023-06-16 05:05
Other set-up tips: Wearing a gold torc improves your chances greatly. Does not matter whether it is bronze age or iron age. Remember to return it to the museum promptly so others have a chance to steal it. Do not eat from the bowl of fruit. It is not worth an eternity of torment. Trust me on that one. Do not under any circumstances tell the demon your name. Demons are notorious at selling your information to multi-level marketers. So you’ve made it! You are now a Mastodonian. Almost. 3/11
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@jbond@mastodon.social 2023-06-16 12:20
@jetton@mastodon.online If you are approached by a Unicorn, keep well away from its ovipositor. It may be necessary to employ a member of the Royal Family of Scotland to subdue it with a gold chain.