Post #3185469
2023-06-16 12:20 UTC
@jetton@mastodon.online If you are approached by a Unicorn, keep well away from its ovipositor. It may be necessary to employ a member of the Royal Family of Scotland to subdue it with a gold chain.
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@SoftwareTheron@mas.to 2023-10-24 19:40
@jbond@mastodon.social @jetton@mastodon.online Reports that the chain is in fact used as a bludgeon are not, repeat not, correct. (As with all royals, they have someone to do that for them.)