Post #292717
2026-02-14 12:12 UTC
Replies (32)
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@Auster@thebrainbin.org 2026-02-14 13:29
Headline implies Meta is being dystopian. Text suggests they're hoarding the patent so others can't use. While sure, Facebook the company deserves all distrust in the world, that's quite the disonance between the title and the rest of the article. Gotta love such manipulative news, specially as people usually read just the headline.
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@Epzillon@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 12:35
Holy shit, dystopia is real
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@Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-02-14 12:47
I would fucking hate getting “i miss you son” messages from my dead parents
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@roofuskit@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 13:16
Lol, this is because most of their Facebook users will be dead in the next 5 years.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2026-02-14 15:46
How are these companies so Sociopathic that they don't immediately understand how awful an idea this is?
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@Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-02-14 12:42
What an intellectually dishonest title. You can't keep posting after your death; your persona and all the relationships you spent a lifetime building become commodities for Meta to profit from
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@karashta@piefed.social 2026-02-14 13:19
No one gave a shit about my shitty low effort shit while alive. Who the fuck wants a slop version of me to be disappointed in as well?
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@321hendrik@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-02-14 14:25
Another Black Mirror Story becoming reality: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back
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@Widdershins@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 19:55
If you want to shitpost from beyond the grave do it yourself
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@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2026-02-15 09:52
Good news everyone! I write this from the better place. 
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@pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-02-15 04:39
Black mirror type shit
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@thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-02-14 14:07
So that meta can speak through your corpse after you die.
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@tomiant@piefed.social 2026-02-14 15:44
Finally, so I can keep being banned forever.
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@FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 18:15
Meta knows that you don't have to be dead for this to work, now you can respond to your friends on Facebook in a manner that most optimizes engagement... whether you want to or not. They also won't let a little thing like you being dead stand in the way of their monetizing your data, it isn't like you can sue them for impersonation or anything.
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@Quexotic@infosec.pub 2026-02-15 02:57
Even in death, we will not be free.
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@SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2026-02-15 04:05
I see an upside, I'll be able to post "Fuck you Zuckerberg" for years after I'm gone.
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@abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-14 12:45
Meta announcement soon: "We made an update to our privacy statement. The most significant change is that we have now explicitly stated that you, the user, are in full control of your account and your data and you will have a lifelong, exlusive right to that data. We are doing this in the users best interest and comply with privacy regulations." Conveniantly leaving out that they're effectively changing nothing except that you now loose all rights to your data and your account after you die.
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@Kissaki@feddit.org 2026-02-15 09:17
> Additionally, patentable materials must be novel, useful, and a non-obvious inventive step. - [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent#Application_and_prosecution) What does the patent contain? Where is the non-obvious inventive step? Using an AI to impersonate someone doesn't strike me as novel, inventive, or surprising.
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@vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-02-14 19:40
Ultimate vendor lock-in
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@biotin7@sopuli.xyz 2026-02-15 09:01
No no no no no no no, NOOOOOOO. Can we do something about Meta ?
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@pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2026-02-14 13:14
That's a no from me, dawg. My post-life AI clone will have a single purpose: shitposting to Meta services about how shitty those same Meta services are. I think our planned architectures may contain incompatibilities.
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@Xaphanos@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 13:05
Y'all are gonna love https://reflekta.ai/ > Reflekta turns the stories, memories, and artifacts of the lives of you and your loved ones into private and interactive Reflektions that can be connected with anytime. /s
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@carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-15 10:36
I could swear I saw some company doing this in a tech publication like 5-10 years ago
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@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2026-02-14 13:00
Bad enough to replace actual people with AI fakes, but maybe let's not have them puppeting the corpses of the dead, yeah?
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@VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2026-02-14 13:15
This is just a gimmick compared to an Alpha-level simulation, if it becomes possible. https://revelationspace.fandom.com/wiki/Alpha-level_simulation
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@hayvan@piefed.world 2026-02-14 14:06
Um. Can it start shitposting on my behalf so I can quit completely?
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@pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 2026-02-15 07:25
Hell nawh
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@arcine@jlai.lu 2026-02-16 13:33
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@CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2026-02-15 09:35
Oh good. This will make it less accessible to others. Next step is a ban of the whole idea in the EU.
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@fierysparrow89@lemmy.world 2026-02-15 09:38
I mean, who wouldn't want a mega corp to take over the personality of a loved one after they die? What could be better to help grieving than seeing an upbeat post of a deceised friend or loved one about the latest insurance benefits in your feed. This is some vile, soulless shit even for meta
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@sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-15 00:47
Edit: Comment deleted because it belong to different post
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@Grimy@lemmy.world 2026-02-14 15:56
I kind of want to get this for my family. Control the heating and stuff, idk