Post #2786812
2026-05-23 12:26 UTC
Replies (23)
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@NickKnack@chitter.xyz 2026-05-23 13:01
@srol@mellified.men sounds like a headline straight from the writers of Bojack Horseman xD
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@LibertyForward1@beige.party 2026-05-23 16:23
@srol@mellified.men damn that was on point
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@David211@c.im 2026-05-23 16:43
@srol@mellified.men both were good, so they used two headlines.
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@DamonHD@mastodon.social 2026-05-23 18:24
@srol@mellified.men How many plans can a Cannes canning planner can, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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@eestileib@tech.lgbt 2026-05-23 18:25
@srol@mellified.men Headlines are how corporate culture spits a bar.
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@_thegeoff@mastodon.social 2026-05-23 18:53
@srol@mellified.men A local favourite was when Inverness "Caley" Thistle beat Glasgow Celtic in the kickball: "Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Quite Atrocious"
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@DerGiga@troet.cafe 2026-05-23 19:05
@srol@mellified.men I hear that with Princess Caroline's/ Amy Sedaris' voice in my head.
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@jab01701mid@mastodon.social 2026-05-23 19:15
@srol@mellified.men I would have gone with dropping the word "Plans" for concision, or put "Plans" at the end for rhyme [Cannes/Plans]
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@mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-05-23 19:22
@srol@mellified.men That might be the best headline I've read all year.
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@croyle@wandering.shop 2026-05-23 19:27
@srol@mellified.men So good, 13/10, no notes!
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@nilsmielke@det.social 2026-05-23 19:34
@srol@mellified.men @Gargron@mastodon.social Poetry.
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@xinit@mastodon.coffee 2026-05-23 20:22
@srol@mellified.men the "in jury" / "injury" pairing is genius.
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-23 21:58
@srol@mellified.men Was this anything to do with Ian Dury?
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@jvnknvlgl@mastodon.social 2026-05-23 22:05
@srol@mellified.men ah it’s Fran Hoepfner, who famously ate and finished a big lollipop: https://www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/six-days-with-a-big-lollipop
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@nixanadoo@mastodon.social 2026-05-23 22:36
@srol@mellified.men He is not extremeingly canny and cannot can can.
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@Hanya@mastodon.social 2026-05-24 05:42
@srol@mellified.men Yes, but also, the picture selection is a pure gold: the expression on his face is like he actually approved this title himself
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@devnull@mamot.fr 2026-05-24 07:36
@srol@mellified.men "cans cannes plans" sounds somewhat… uncanny 😅
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@tarabara@indieweb.social 2026-05-24 12:30
@srol@mellified.men Haha! How giddy they must have been coming up with that one 🤭
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@ezarowny@file-explorers.club 2026-05-24 18:19
@srol@mellified.men tagging @paulisci@mstdn.ca for headline shenanigans
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net 2026-05-26 01:46
@srol@mellified.men 😽
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@JigmeDatse@social.openpsychology.net 2026-05-26 01:56
@srol@mellified.men That's a definitely worthy headline to share. I almost want to read the article now. Even though it's talking about stuff I have almost no interest in.
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@davidbcohen@twit.social 2026-05-31 13:21
@srol@mellified.men @purplepadma@beige.party As a happily punning Dad I feel that this is the career I really missed out on
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@wendinoakland@beige.party 2026-05-31 13:24
@srol@mellified.men @purplepadma@beige.party Eat this, LLMs.