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• Post #4412240

  I'm pretty sure if I had to go back to a 500-character limit, I would lose my goddamned mind

• Post #4408813

  Hi everyone, I apologize for having the gall to try and do two fundraisers at once, but unfortunately I've backed myself into a very precarious situation and I don't see any other choice. If you haven't been following our saga, we managed to fundraise enough to cover some severely overdue maintenance on our car; sadly, the check engine light came on again and we may be looking at one more repair. The mechanic shop told me they could potentially waive the labor fee (since they just...

• Post #4366387

  ahahahahahAHAHAHaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!! Not only do we have zero rent money because we poured everything we could into getting the car fixed so that it doesn't get towed under cover of darkness from our apartment complex, the check engine light came back on last night. So we still can't register it, because it won't be able to pass emissions. Since the shop decided to save me the cost of the emissions test fail in the beginning, I have no documentation of the codes to apply...

• Post #4335382

  SECOND UPDATE (for clarification): **YES! We are still fundraising.** My apologies for the rambling, confusing nature of this post. UPDATE (already lol): My partner insists that it might be insulting to the person who lent us money, to directly fundraise on their behalf because they told my partner to keep it when they sent it. I'm not sure I entirely agree with my partner about this, but I'm deferring to his judgement and closing the prior fundraiser. So to the incredibly kind soul...

• Post #4271517

  It always amuses me that in "Total Eclipse of the Heart" suddenly sleigh bells become the primary instrument for a bit, then they fade back into the background again. It makes it briefly feel like Christmas music to me

• Post #4264588

  a) Why in the fucking bloody fuck did freezer-over-refrigerator become such a standard when we access the refrigerator portion much, much more frequently than the goddamned freezer b) Why must the goddamned fucking freezer door handle feel like slamming your forehead into the end of a piece of goddamned fucking rebar c) Whoever is responsible for either a) or b) should be be loaded into a fucking trebuchet and launched head-first into the corner of a fucking freezer door handle

• Post #4182388

  "Pity, party of one, your table is ready.." Me: "ahhh, you saved my favorite one by the window so I can gaze out at the sea of images of my horrifying past mistakes as I dine. Thank you, Gaston!"

• Post #4152414

  We dabble in the beige arts here

• Post #4149890

  The problem with sleeping is you eventually have to wake up

• Post #3951792

  I always get Bo Gritz and Bear Grylls mixed up

• Post #3909101

  "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. (unless said medicine is metformin)"

• Post #3891125

  Really what they need to do is devise an effective way to make louvers using solar panels, adjustable via motorized/electronic means to maximize output

• Post #3889875

  Just noticed my almond milk says "Dietary Fiber less than 0g".. 🤔

• Post #3841298

  🤔 https://mastodon.buzz/@pixel_pioneer24/116924130029060695

• Post #3732920

  Airline pilots are technically bus drivers until takeoff

• Post #3726856

  Fucking hell.. I thought the summer BO was bad, someone on this bus must've heroically survived an explosion at the axe body spray manufacturing plant

• Post #3655908

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• Post #3620230

  I apologize if I have any followers/mutuals at the domain referenced below, but after seeing all of the recent drama around this account it makes me uncomfortable even being federated with them. Too many red flags for me. Seeing as how they're the instance admin for that domain, any problems would be relegated via them and I'm simply not comfortable with that so I'll be blocking the domain from me shortly. If I lose anyone from this, I'm sorry. I've got to go with my gut on...

• Post #3595702

  🎶 Cannabis, take me away! 🎶

• Post #3562576

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• Post #3547638

  Federated system allowing gastroenterologists to exchange and consult with one another about concerning stool samples call it Poopstagram send toot

• Post #3519130

  Hi everybody, I know this is getting old, trust me. I promise we're trying. We're officially in a new month and we still need to try and raise enough to make rent, as noted here: https://beige.party/@LibertyForward1/116823290291865902 We're almost halfway already but unfortunately time is running out, so I'm using these pics of my adorable partner and our codependent border collie to tug at your heartstrings and walletstrings. If possible, please help me keep these two goofb...

• Post #3503071

  The man died penniless due to his obsession with collecting birds. His last words were "I have many egrets.."

• Post #3503069

  Apparently I was the only person on the Fediverse who *liked* tags.pub and found it useful

• Post #3501966

  Does anyone know of a movie equivalent of bookshop.org? #AskFedi

• Post #3438178

  Presumably, George Jetson was of Scandinavian ancestry, his name meaning "George, son of Jet"

• Post #3433277

  It's fascinating to watch tech companies and groups come to the Fediverse, where they have the opportunity to converse with real clients, hear their concerns, then proceed to self-immolate

• Post #3431933

  Folks, every time I write these I keep hoping it's the last time we'll ever need to engage in digital begging, yet here I am again like a broken record. This month has been a bit of an emotional rollercoaster. Interestingly, I'm just realizing that the "ups" of said rollercoaster mostly coincide with having money to live (making rent, buying groceries, our nifty new scooters that I absolutely adore) and while I know correlation doesn't equal causation, it is certainly...

• Post #3348396

  **NOTE: This post discusses a medical challenge my partner deals with. While we both deeply appreciate everyone's concern and support, please PLEASE note this is something we've been dealing with for years. I promise we've likely already tried or lack the spoons to pursue whatever miracle cure, PT exercise regimen, cream, pill, supplement, religious practice, pagan ritual, and so on you have for us. We appreciate it but this is not what we're here for at this particular moment.**...

• Post #2776333

  Are fish oil supplements just the modern day snake oil supplements?