Post #4264588

a) Why in the fucking bloody fuck did freezer-over-refrigerator become such a standard when we access the refrigerator portion much, much more frequently than the goddamned freezer b) Why must the goddamned fucking freezer door handle feel like slamming your forehead into the end of a piece of goddamned fucking rebar c) Whoever is responsible for either a) or b) should be be loaded into a fucking trebuchet and launched head-first into the corner of a fucking freezer door handle