Post #2516414
2022-11-18 08:11 UTC
Replies (34)
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@srfirehorseart@ohai.social 2022-11-19 10:25
@jetton@mastodon.online About these steps to set up #Mastodon, there are variations for people who don't want to harm animals and people with disabilities Therefore you can also 1. Draw/find a picture of the Horned God on paper and burn it Or cast the image into Twitter, as that's already on 🔥 2. Add fresh herbs to your next meal. Healthy living is an important part of the fediverse experience. 3. Schedule the demonic visit for when you have enough spoons and observe social distancing.
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@copdeb@metalhead.club 2022-11-19 16:44
@jetton@mastodon.online But if I chant in Spanish, for example, the demon will still consider me as an intelligen person? Or does that just apply for chants in Latin or Greek?
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@Sussquatch61@archaeo.social 2022-11-19 17:00
@jetton@mastodon.online Not true! The demon I summoned didn't fancy KFC, muttered "vehemenaces" at me, flexed a bit and demanded I order from Swiss Chalet. It had a barely passable knowledge of Cornish, though its command of ancient Sumerian was quite lyrical. Me thinks it was newly spawned to Mastodon and had yet to get its dainty little cloven toes "wet" or more than just a wee bit worn. Waiting for my Amazon" Amulet of Multiple Resurrections"(tm) to arrive before I attempt The Guide's advanced recs. 😉
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@oktoputzig@home.social 2022-11-19 17:08
@jetton@mastodon.online now I know where I went wrong. I did the following: 1. Settle down on couch 2. Summon the dig 3. Cuddle the dog That was it. Oh, and play with my smartphone after that.
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@left_adjoint@kolektiva.social 2022-11-20 00:31
@jetton@mastodon.online oh, sorry, as a vegan can I sacrifice some nice tofu or fake meat instead? thanks for the technical support
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@JPK_elmediat@mastodon.art 2022-11-20 00:50
@jetton@mastodon.online Follow up with an appropriate Tweet-exorcism. Being nice, helpful, supportive, and inclusive are very effective measures in casting out negativity & memories of demonic Muskites.
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@hackdefendr@defenders.town 2022-11-20 01:16
@jetton@mastodon.online 😜 however, if you do not, and I'm quoting @jerry@infosec.exchange here, if you do not hate computers after successfully setting up Mastodon then go back to where the demon appears and repeat.
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@greyduck@wellduck.me 2022-11-20 01:38
@jetton@mastodon.online Wait what's this about duck sacrifices? I thought it was currently rabbit season.
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@pm_mcdaniel@c.im 2022-11-20 02:26
@jetton@mastodon.online I have just found the advice of using different apps for iPad and now it looks more like the bird app…familiarity is comforting. I went with Metatext (free)
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@tibbetts@newsie.social 2022-11-20 03:06
@jetton@mastodon.online The demon will also take Halloween candy and a fiddle contest if you don't know the chant.
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@cjayewong@mstdn.science 2022-11-20 03:09
@jetton@mastodon.online I guess I'll return all of those extra ducks then!
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@Peri_Jnet@mastodon.au 2022-11-20 03:22
@jetton@mastodon.online Are lanterns and pitchforks permitted?
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@smooheed@mstdn.party 2022-11-20 03:54
@jetton@mastodon.online this is glorious
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@jodaha@universeodon.com 2022-11-20 03:45
@jetton@mastodon.online So, like… I see you say we can walk instead of dance. I appreciate your focus on safety, but can we still be naked?
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@Lsquare28@mstdn.social 2022-11-20 04:51
@jetton@mastodon.online *now* you tell us...
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@JBone@aus.social 2022-11-20 05:08
@jetton@mastodon.online Just watched The Wicker Man. I was planning something equally bonfirerific.
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@ty@androiddev.social 2022-11-20 05:37
@jetton@mastodon.online so a standard Kubernetes deploy? Got it.
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@lampjaded@mastodon.social 2022-11-20 06:11
@jetton@mastodon.online I've often wondered why the fixation on Latin. I don't remember Romans making any particular linguistic pact with the underworld or anything. Unless the fall of the Roman Empire was all the contracts running out and coming due.
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@CGBrooding@aus.social 2022-11-20 06:17
@jetton@mastodon.online 😂😂⭐️
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@ManicBookkeeper@mstdn.ca 2022-11-20 08:05
@jetton@mastodon.online I think I did it wrong. Should I do over or can I fill out some kind of form to apply for a reprieve? I saw @god a few posts back maybe he can help me.
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@emmanueltouzery@fosstodon.org 2022-11-20 08:26
@jetton@mastodon.online i wish i had heard about the dancing earlier 😠 it's slippery in november here with all the dampness
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@goleztrol@mastodon.social 2022-11-20 08:44
@jetton@mastodon.online 2. Still naked though?
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@triliana@ohai.social 2022-11-20 08:57
@jetton@mastodon.online oh thank goodness, I’m terrible at dancing
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@ThetaSigma@fandom.ink 2022-11-20 09:08
@jetton@mastodon.online even Klingon?
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@fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host 2022-11-20 09:08
@jetton@mastodon.online @ellotheth@bsd.network If you are south of the Mason-Dixon Line in the United States you may substitute a chicken 🐔 but a hot pepper rub should be applied before the sacrifice. This is very difficult with a live chicken since they tend to sneeze.
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@enigmajx@toot.wales 2022-11-20 09:46
@jetton@mastodon.online sacrificing a blue bird is also optional.
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@ElHadjiMurad@wandering.shop 2022-11-20 09:51
@jetton@mastodon.online so this goat I bought off the guy on crypto.bros who said I needed it?
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@Heterokromia@aus.social 2022-11-20 09:53
@jetton@mastodon.online Phew. Have only a Grebe available to me here.
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@Henrysbridge@toot.wales 2022-11-20 11:05
@jetton@mastodon.online It's a bit cold here for 2
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@groschi@elefant.onetwoxu.de 2022-11-20 12:00
@jetton@mastodon.online Phew! I'm so not a dancer. Especially when naked in the forest.
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@Kberki@mastodon.social 2022-11-20 12:59
@jetton@mastodon.online Extremely helpful- thanks. If I’m a vegan, can I just release the duck or other bird unharmed? Doo the demons like cookies?
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@Jinshei@dice.camp 2022-11-20 13:04
@jetton@mastodon.online can we use an egg as the sacrifice as long as it is fresh? #discworld
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@StillAboveGround@universeodon.com 2022-11-20 13:28
@jetton@mastodon.online OMG this is too funny. Thank you for sharing. I didn't know all of these things.😂
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@SpliceFixer@infosec.exchange 2022-11-20 13:30
@jetton@mastodon.online I generated an AI duck to sacrifice, then did the Nut Bush. When the demon appeared, its head was floating above its body and kept trying to face the opposite direction to where it was walking. It couldn’t speak due to the lack of a larynx, and I’m not sure if the things on the sides of its head were ears or socks. Should I try a different AI generated duck?