Post #2362720
2026-05-09 07:57 UTC
Replies (18)
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-05-09 07:59
@jessie@mastodon.social Ask the employees if the robots have names. If not, you have naming rights!
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@wall_e@ioc.exchange 2026-05-09 08:01
@jessie@mastodon.social Der Gerät™ spotted in the wild :blobaww:
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@KathyReid@aus.social 2026-05-09 08:21
@jessie@mastodon.social Have you read the novella Automatic Noodle? Reckon you would love it.
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@europlus@social.europlus.zone 2026-05-09 08:27
@jessie@mastodon.social @sortius@infosec.exchange man, I wish I had a local kebab shop right now (with or without robots) 🤤
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@bryan@dusty.ninja 2026-05-09 08:52
@jessie@mastodon.social Y no pictures? 😤
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@keul@fosstodon.org 2026-05-09 08:52
@jessie@mastodon.social so not an Uncanny Valley case
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@soapdog@social.soapdog.org 2026-05-09 09:30
@jessie@mastodon.social have you named them yet? :3
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@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space 2026-05-09 11:35
@jessie@mastodon.social In the city where my house was in southern Colorado, there was a car wash with a robotic automatic car washing station. I always called out to it: "Hi robot! I love you!" with a warm smile. So... totally relatable.
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@atlovato@mastodon.social 2026-05-09 11:49
@jessie@mastodon.social - Is this what an automatic kebab-shaving robot looks like 😂 .
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@ada@beige.party 2026-05-09 12:29
@jessie@mastodon.social As long as don't slog with them after a good night out they are best friends.
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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange 2026-05-09 16:07
@jessie@mastodon.social they're not the arms of a single googly eyed robot?
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@masek@infosec.exchange 2026-05-09 17:15
@jessie@mastodon.social It feeds you, of course it is a friend
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@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk 2026-05-09 17:40
@jessie@mastodon.social Wait, this is a thing?! The future truly is here.
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@sloanlance@mastodon.social 2026-05-09 18:47
@jessie@mastodon.social That's perfectly reasonable. R2-D2 is not very much like a living creature and look at how much people love him.
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@alexanderdyas@mindly.social 2026-05-09 18:49
@jessie@mastodon.social Do you love them for who they are, or the kebabs they produce?
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@snufkin_vc@mastodon.social 2026-05-09 22:18
@jessie@mastodon.social I like to put wiggly eyes to inanimate things lol 👀
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@mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social 2026-05-10 01:56
@jessie@mastodon.social It's like meeting the the most hardened of battle field service man, just to realize they are just like you and I. What did you anthropomorphize these angry machines as?
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@EF@mastodon.bsd.cafe 2026-05-10 05:17
@jessie@mastodon.social this made my head hurt. Why do kebab's need shaving? Not know for their hairyness. Took a while to realise you meant making slivers for a doner. Put my dullardneas to being pre-coffee.