Post #2146628
2026-05-05 12:53 UTC
We may have a winner for Shittiest Announcement to Fire Employees
https://www.coinbase.com/blog/building-a-leaner-and-faster-coinbase
Replies (5)
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@djohngo@mastodon.social 2026-05-05 12:56
@jilleduffy@mastodon.social Very on brand for those guys.
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@FeloniousPunk@beige.party 2026-05-05 13:55
@jilleduffy@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party The Shitiest…. So Far…..
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@roknrol@beige.party 2026-05-05 13:56
@jilleduffy@mastodon.social "As a company, we are insulated against the bad things happening right now. But you're our family, so you're not protected."
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@ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu 2026-05-05 13:58
@jilleduffy@mastodon.social I'm torn, I'd feel worse for these guys if they weren't already working at coinbase... This feels just very on brand for those kinds of people.
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@Burn_this_@beige.party 2026-05-05 14:38
@jilleduffy@mastodon.social tl;dr We will be out of business in two years.