FeloniousPunk

FeloniousPunk@beige.party

Professional Chill-Leader. mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

Posts

Post #4403935
I’m curious: Do you own or work at a small business? (Boost for reach)
Post #4391746
@flexghost@mastodon.social
Post #4390265
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Post #4388145
@flexghost@mastodon.social
Post #4387560
It's an Emergency! when the CHiPs are down. #TVShowProverbs #HashTagGames
Post #4386955
Maybe we could crowd-source $100k per month for trump to shut the fuck up
Post #4382234
Absolutely nothing will get better until we run the “conservative” shit heads outa town on a rail. They’re a cancerous boil on the ass of humanity.
Post #4362513
How about we start a non-profit company which monitors public movements of police and elected officials for every city?
Post #4286774
So how long until robots taxis check with the authorities to see if riders have warrants and take them directly to the pigs?
Post #4221637
Wheelin’ This Guy #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Post #4221134
Rand Paul’s neighbor needs to beat the shit out of that motherfucker again.
Post #4165593
The ONLY reason the director of the FBI would need to go to Moscow is so he could conspire against the American people.
Post #4163510
Why yes, Mr late 90s 5.0 mustang, you very well could smoke me on the straight-away, but I will pass you later as you burn out all your oil around those sloppy-ass rings you’re running. James Bond is envious of your smoke screen. And Christ all-mighty, your shit is super fucking loud for literally going nowhere. You’re proud of this shit?
Post #4143412
Over-promise, never-deliver
Post #4124423
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Post #4117868
Pete Hegseth only knows of one vowel
Post #4117733
Pete Hegseth’s refreshing drink is a tall glass of warm mayonnaise on a hot summer day
Post #4117252
Pete Hegseth knows Chuck Norris would beat Bruce Lee every damned time.
Post #4117103
Pete Hegseth rooted for Johnny in Karate Kid
Post #4117075
The only lyric to Fight The Power Pete Hegseth knows is “Fight the Power”
Post #4116770
Pete Hegseth says Anne Frank was a leaker.
Post #4097622
Eccentric is what they call you when you’ve had enough of the world’s bullshit rules. Be eccentric.
Post #4091824
Spilling coffee is my power move
Post #4077910
I’m drunk, AMA.
Post #4076032
Oh good I have the house to myself for a couple hours. I have a fresh bottle of whiskey and some records to play!
Post #4036805
Looks like the lightning touched of a bit of fire on the other side of the cascades
Post #4018234
I figured out what confounds me so much with these arrows on my AirCon remote. The top of the pointer of the arrow is thinner at the top.
Post #4006679
NO, FeloniousPunk - you do not need a new drum kit. Not yet.
Post #4003742
Is it just me or did the activity drop in the fediverse within the last few weeks? It feels like I'm seeing WAY less activity.
Post #3950336
Name someone with whom you could have a really great, engaging lunch discussion, but absolutely could not be their friend?