Post #2090721
2026-04-18 16:35 UTC
Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever tried pretending you're not home when someone knocks on your door?
Replies (5)
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@farah@beige.party 2026-04-18 16:44
@quaap Yes?
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@anthroposamu@mastodon.social 2026-04-18 17:09
@quaap only while having sex... ;)
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@mangotable@famichiki.jp 2026-04-18 17:15
@quaap …in bed.
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@n1xnx@tilde.zone 2026-04-18 17:58
@quaap Only while having sex.
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@o76923@kitty.social 2026-04-18 18:33
@quaap@toot.io As a gig delivery driver, I can assure you that plenty of people try to do both at the same time.