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farah@beige.party

<p>Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’</p><p>Highly probably neurodivergent - Autism with a dash of ADHD</p><p>-isms are frowned upon</p><p>Don’t be a jerk</p>

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  • Post #4461272

    New autocorrect game called “My Ai went rouge and…”

  • Post #4456133

    Check your browser cookie settings, guys! Found this today on a celebrity gossip site. What a world we live in..

  • Post #4453429

    Do they make good game controllers for small hands or no?

  • Post #4420726

    Hugo Weaving does Megatron’s voice?? Dang! #Transformers

  • Post #4405921

    Sometimes I think the phrase “men’s biggest fear is women will laugh at them; women’s biggest fear is men will kill them.” applies to other marginalized folks too (if you replace the word men with ‘cisgender white men’). Cue the pitchforks! (AKA ‘no make fun of white people’ club)

  • Post #4398189

    I can jumpstart a car, of course I can ‘wo’man a grill

  • Post #4348123

    Note to self: be kind to your mind

  • Post #4272294

    So I heard, telling people about your good deeds motivates others to do good too. I don’t necessarily believe this theory, but I’ll share this once as an exception. Helped a clueless young man get heating pads for his girlfriend, cause I found him wandering around in the sanitary product aisle. Apparently this was his first time. I hope he scored some brownie points with his gal ☺️

  • Post #4262134

    All these people with no experiences getting hired by the current administration; why the hell are they skipping me?

  • Post #4217871

    As a former Muslim, I have a lot of mixed feelings about people who go on anti-Islamic rant. Some of their points are valid. But sometimes it feels like, they forget other problematic religions exist. And all of those are just more tools to oppress people. You’re not winning any points in my book just for singling out Muslim people

  • Post #4152417

    “Auditioning for Julius Caesar” is my new favorite phrase to describe stabbing pain

  • Post #4148090

    I always read the book before I watch the movie. Do I have to read the Odyssey now?

  • Post #4146588

    Eating Doritos with chopsticks like a sophisticated person that I am

  • Post #4145438

    Dear people who are photoshopping big booties, you’re not fooling anyone! If you want fat down there, you’ll probably have fat everywhere. Signed, certified fat person

  • Post #4121968

    Not that I actually have a job that contributes but 15 years ago when I went to grad school for air quality science, everyone close to me grumbled how that’s too fringe with no job prospects. Yeah, I never did get a job but I don’t regret studying that for one bit, specially when current administration is trying to gaslight people about environmental issues. It hurts my heart to see every summer, I get proven right

  • Post #4101567

    Hey English speaking people, what do you call these? I called this something, and someone had a meltdown. Now I’m worried about my language skills

  • Post #4099200

    Starting to think my neurodivergence was always very prominent, it’s just no one ever knew the name of the thing…

  • Post #4098947

    I’m not very good at physical activities or eating fruits. I’ve been treating them as some of my personality quirks. But sometimes I wonder if I should venture out of my comfort zone

  • Post #4077154

    Ok so I might be wrong about the size… did they always have 14 oz containers? (Thats what their website said). I was so sure it used to be a whole pint..

  • Post #4076052

    I dunno who needs to hear this but Haagen Dazs shrunk their ice cream size. Bought Ben &amp; Jerry’s just on principle

  • Post #4051022

    Great we discovered a big ass Datura plant in our garden and we’re collectively freaking out! any tips/suggestions how to get rid of it safely?? Thanks! #gardening #GardenLife

  • Post #4044575

    As someone on the fediverse said before “if you don’t like me, that’s okay; I’m not everyone’s cup of tea.”

  • Post #4043671

    Apparently I’m very very rigid 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • Post #4023825

    Iiiiiit’s Chunkachu!! #FarahDrawsThings #procreate

  • Post #4016781

    Staring at the heavily tattooed girl in the waiting room, not because she’s heavily tattooed, but because there is a ‘fat pikachu’ in there. I wanna be her friend so bad!

  • Post #4013718

    How to be a world class racist: 1. Be born in South Africa 2. Ask relentlessly ‘why black people’

  • Post #3983879

    Anyway, highly recommend “Speed of Dark” by Elizabeth Moon. It was glorious! #books #Bookstodon #neurodivergence

  • Post #3975287

    Can we just ban shredded iceberg? They smell gross even on a good day!

  • Post #3969962

    Anyway enough complaining…

  • Post #3953829

    My problem with summer is, I don’t mind the heat, I mind the sweating