Post #2011432
2026-02-19 13:09 UTC
@Buster
Heals people => penicillin
Oh my, that explains everything!
Jesus was a type of Yeast, confirmed
Edit: Oh and also explains why eating his flesh and blood are bread and wine, too.
Replies (3)
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@msbellows@c.im 2026-02-19 14:34
@agowa338 @Buster The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before! “Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21 "Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
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@erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social 2026-02-19 20:12
@agowa338 @Buster
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@contrasocial@mastodon.social 2026-02-20 09:01
@agowa338 @Buster Guy writing the Bible was just really hungry