Post #1997623
2026-05-04 21:47 UTC
Mostly after Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered type stuff: dirty songs from the point of view of middle aged women.
Replies (3)
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@coolandnormal@aus.social 2026-05-04 22:02
There has to be a folk song where each verse is a boy and the last line is the reason he came up short. There's Johnny Be Fair, but the reason all the boys in town aren't marriage material is all the same reason, so that's not quite the same joke. Also I already have that in my repertoire. There's Haul Away Joe, but the usual lyrics are a bit shit (all the reasons you don't like the guys are basically cishet monogamous stuff).
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@slevelt@aus.social 2026-05-04 21:53
@coolandnormal ok possibly not what you’re after but Missy Elliott’s Toyz
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@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org 2026-05-04 22:08
@coolandnormal Do you know “Nine Times A Night?” Frankie Armstrong – https://youtu.be/GPaUL4T-yPI