Post #1997624
2026-05-04 22:02 UTC
There has to be a folk song where each verse is a boy and the last line is the reason he came up short.
There's Johnny Be Fair, but the reason all the boys in town aren't marriage material is all the same reason, so that's not quite the same joke. Also I already have that in my repertoire.
There's Haul Away Joe, but the usual lyrics are a bit shit (all the reasons you don't like the guys are basically cishet monogamous stuff).
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@Dangerous_beans@aus.social 2026-05-04 22:14
@coolandnormal maybe we need to write one (With sub text that the person is just gay)
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@aeduna@aus.social 2026-05-04 22:34
@coolandnormal Its not really a folk song, but maybe you could folk it - Fiona Apple's Get Him Back?