Post #1861359
2026-04-02 21:26 UTC
People say "follow your heart". But your heart simply pumps blood within you, recirculating your fluid in the same place. It is critical, but it goes no where. The heart is a follower; an important supporter of your will.
I think you should follow your butt. When it farts, it expels force backward, which exhibits a counter force on you in a forward direction; a tiny bit of a push.
Through small pushes forward, we achieve our goals. Think of your butt and be inspired! :bugcat_fart:
Replies (8)
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@hj@shigusegubu.club 2026-04-02 21:27
@epsi >follow your heart
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@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be 2026-04-02 21:28
@epsi@akko.wtf
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@hannah@hai.z0ne.social 2026-04-02 21:28
@epsi@akko.wtf i will fart very loudly on my next presentation so i get a boost in confidence, thanks epsi!
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@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com 2026-04-02 21:48
@epsi@akko.wtf This changed the way I look at the world. Thanks epsi :neocat_heart_hd:
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@flargh@mastodon.social 2026-04-03 00:02
@epsi I prefer George Clinton’s (Parliament Funkadelic) maxim: Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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@saltywizard@beige.party 2026-04-03 00:11
@epsi but, my butt is... following me... i, uh... i'm... it's not... uhhhh... how can i?... uhhhhhh...
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@kura@hai.z0ne.social 2026-04-05 18:36
@epsi@akko.wtf and unlike a brain, everyone has a butt
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be 2026-05-01 20:54
@epsi@akko.wtf This is a "follow your farts" not a "follow your heart" type of space