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• Post #3827260

  Me: Would you love me if I was a worm? But, like, a computer worm. Like Stuxnet? Her: What? Me: *Beginning to infect PLC systems at an international scale* Please answer quickly.

• Post #3813715

  :2bcomfy:

• Post #3123810

  @cell@shitposter.world same where kemonomimi convention?

• Post #2755405

  they turned her into fudge wtf

• Post #2746474

  trying out Subway Tooter with akkoma woaw it has custom emoji reacts

• Post #2743078

  *notices ur bulgogi* owo

• Post #2741875

  random access mlemory :meowmlem:

• Post #2608207

  C-22 is such a fucking shit tier bill, fuck our government.

• Post #2582867

  yeah I'm kinky I got so many kinks in my spine ouch ow owie

• Post #2581130

  low cortisol epsi

• Post #2545568

  Medieval peasant, whom I just gave access to a laptop and connection wired to modern day internet: "Actually achieving initial access into these corporate internal networks wasn't too hard, I'm establishing persistence now and exfiltrating sensitive data. You say we can sell such things on whatever this dark web is?" Me: uh yeah

• Post #2496578

  @zonk@shitposter.world that's crazy, I'm men!!!

• Post #2452878

  :gyate_kogasa_tears:

• Post #2411858

  this is me, actually

• Post #2367746

  reminded of this drawing I did RE: https://misskey.io/notes/alewvklewsmp083l

• Post #2261334

  mr president a second beer has hit the epsi

• Post #1861359

  People say "follow your heart". But your heart simply pumps blood within you, recirculating your fluid in the same place. It is critical, but it goes no where. The heart is a follower; an important supporter of your will. I think you should follow your butt. When it farts, it expels force backward, which exhibits a counter force on you in a forward direction; a tiny bit of a push. Through small pushes forward, we achieve our goals. Think of your butt and be inspired! :bugca...

• Post #1710652

  🚀 :mikuthumb2:

• Post #1566267

  What the world needs is a giant Hatsune Miku that watches over us.

• Post #1514781

  :akko_bean: :mikuwai:

• Post #1502328

  due to rising costs we can no longer afford "fives nines", we can only offer "four eights", sorry for the inconvenience :kyuuchan_bow:

• Post #1336380

  I feel like a group 3 dog :aquaded:

• Post #1334160

  AWS went down and then Azure went down. I'm going to host things with Rick Astley, because he will never let me down.

• Post #1234316

  Already starting my new run strong :KlukaiProud:

• Post #1035355

  Pondering the borb

• Post #926543

  Oh, they have a tracker for Orion, that's so cool https://issinfo.net/artemis.html

• Post #904806

  :btr_kikuri_wave:

• Post #837802

  Any time I'm bothered about pop culture shit

• Post #793518

  glug glug glug