Post #1787862
2023-06-16 05:03 UTC
Replies (19)
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@jetton@mastodon.online 2023-06-16 05:04
There have been reports of young maidens being approached by a unicorn rather than a demon. Just shoo them away and a demon will soon appear. 2/11
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@vivsternz@mastodon.nz 2023-06-16 10:24
@jetton@mastodon.online it is good news about the dancing. My knees are shot from my turn in the glade, we should save the newbies
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@Essjax@mastodon.nz 2023-06-16 10:37
@jetton@mastodon.online re point one, please do not consider taking a swan in lieu of a duck. A swan *will* break your arm. And they'll enjoy doing it.
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@Nicderhund@meow.social 2023-06-16 11:56
@jetton@mastodon.online I don't have any waterfowl nearby, will a chicken do?
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@RushGirl@stranger.social 2023-06-16 12:43
@jetton@mastodon.online They'd kinda prefer if you don't use Latin. It just causes issues.
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@OldAndCranky@sfba.social 2023-06-16 12:51
@jetton@mastodon.online Oh damn. I knew that boiling river of blood seemed sketchy.
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@chesapeakebay@universeodon.com 2023-06-16 13:18
@jetton@mastodon.online I am not particularly comfortable with promoting waterfowl sacrifice. They are a vital part of my ecosystem. Could we substitute in a New Jerseyan?
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@MikeyMcFilms@mastodon.social 2023-06-16 14:32
@jetton@mastodon.online why a duck? Why not a chicken?
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@JStatePost@newsie.social 2023-06-16 14:37
@jetton@mastodon.online 🥥 Jetton, you are the curmudgeon of my dreams, and your guide to the #Fediverse is the one I would have prayed for if I were a believer. Mad propz! 🥥
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@csstrowbridge@mastodon.social 2023-06-16 14:43
@jetton@mastodon.online I know this is a joke, but... I didn't join a server when I joined and my experience has been great. The explore tab is always full of interested posts, unlike on Twitter, and I found more than enough people to follow to make coming back several times a day worth it.
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@darkwitchclaire@plush.city 2023-06-16 15:00
@jetton@mastodon.online step 8 still doesn't make it clear how many dragon eggs you need
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@ronalicious@pdx.social 2023-06-16 16:51
@jetton@mastodon.online uh i'm covered in peanut butter and all out of kentucky fried chicken and bungee cord. what do i do next?
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@drohm@drohm.eu 2023-06-16 17:06
@jetton@mastodon.online you misspelled daemon 🤪
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@cxberger@mastodon.boiler.social 2023-06-16 18:08
@jetton@mastodon.online at first I thought this thread was about setting up an instance, for which it is actually a reasonably accurate description
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@jqheywood@mastodon.social 2023-06-16 18:10
@jetton@mastodon.online so useful!
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@jimhubbell@mastodon.world 2023-06-16 18:38
@jetton@mastodon.online The terms of my pre-trial confinement preclude going out to glades. Is there a zoom meetup?
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@ipd@universeodon.com 2023-06-16 18:54
@jetton@mastodon.online Regarding the boiling river of blood, What is used as an anticoagulant? After all these years, shouldn’t it have clotted by now? Is it really blood if it doesn’t clot? And where are all the vampires, i mean, if i were a vamp, i’d be feasting all the time, wouldn’t you?
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@mmeier@social.mei-home.net 2023-06-16 19:39
@jetton@mastodon.online I knew that guy who just happened to sell two oxen telling me that I needed to sacrifice two oxen was looking a bit shifty. Using oxen instead of ducks is not...bad...right...?
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@oksohearmeout@mastodon.social 2023-06-16 19:47
@jetton@mastodon.online does it have to be a waterfowl specifically? Can I replace with other things that float in water, like bread, apples, cider, very small rocks, gravy, or churches?