essjax
Essjax@mastodon.nz
<p>Nigella Lawson said I was special on another platform. On here I'm still open to new celebrity endorsement. <br />CW: I sometimes accidentally type stuff out loud that probably shouldn't escape my brain 🤦♂️</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fedi22</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/nztwits" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nztwits</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/aviation" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>aviation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>photography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/edm" class="mention hashtag"
Posts
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Post #1898005
Ms 5 came back from the NZ national dance comp with a brace of trophies. She&#39;s 5 and loves this stuff. &quot;Ooh I&#39;m Nervous,&quot; She says, going on stage in front of hundreds and smashing it.
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Post #1898003
Ms 5: what did the poo say to the other poo? Me: I don&#39;t know, what did the poo say to the other poo? Ms 5: (dancing) Let&#39;s Farty! She&#39;s destined for a life on the stage this one.
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Post #1898002
@T @WainuiTrailerTrash ah, rule 34 eh 😁
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Post #1897999
Me: I&#39;m going to the shop, would you like anything? Wife: ooh yes I&#39;d like a Dusky Sound Me: (Barry White Voice) Hey Baby, you need anything from the shop?
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Post #1897998
@alex@dev-null.io is there an account we can donate to so the poor thing can get some limbs? 🥺
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Post #1897995
@alex@dev-null.io she do look fierce 😬